Polish Language Blog

If you pride yourself on your jokes (żarty) and pranks (wybryki, figle) but you feel like your sense of humor (poczucie humoru) is not appreciated enough (and maybe even earned you a few good yellings), April Fools’ Day is a holiday that was just made for you. Being on the giving rather than on the receiving end of a practical joke certainly plays a part in how much you enjoy this holiday, but in any case, this is the only day in the year when you can be as childish (dziecinny) and sneaky (podstępny) as you want (and ask people ‘why so serious?’).

April Fools’ Day is called as Prima Aprillis in Poland. It is celebrated on April 1st.

In addition to being a day of pranks, April Fools Day celebrations often involve dressing up in costumes (przebieranie się).  The traditions and the customs are followed as same as other countries. It is a day full of jokes and fun for the people of Poland. They plan for huge hoax stories to fool the media, public institutions and government by fooling them until the situation gets more serious. People love to play pranks on their friends, relatives and also on strangers.

April Fools Day in Poland is largely a holiday for children, but adults also get in on the fun. In recent years, Polish media has also taken part in the April Fools Day celebrations.

It is so true! I live in New Hampshire and last week we had beautiful 80 degree weather for few days…today it  is snowing!

There are so many great Polish sayings about different months that I decided to post a blog just about months and things associated with it every month. So today’s blog is about March.

The word “March” (Marzec) comes from the Roman “Martius”. This was originally the first month of the Roman calendar and was named after Mars, the god of war (Bóg wojny Mars).

March was the beginning of the calendar year. We changed to the “new style” in 1752, and it is only since then when the year began on January 1st.

In Poland weather gets nicer, you can see signs of spring sometimes, although nights are still pretty cold and a lot of times you can experience snow one day and sunny 70 degree weather the next.

March 21st is the official first day of spring!

Here are some popular Polish sayings about March:

W marcu jak w garncu. (in March as in a pot – means a little bit of everything)

Suchy marzec, mokry maj, będzie żytko jako gaj. (dry March, wet May will make rye grow beautiful)

Marzec odmienia wiatry, deszcz miesza z pogodą, więc nie dziw, jeśli starzy czują go ze szkodą. (March is changing winds, mixes weather, so do not be surprised if older people don’t like it)

Czasem marzec tak się podsadzi, że dwa kożuchy oblec nie zawadzi. (weather in March sometimes can be so cold, that it will not hurt to put two coats on – kożuch means sheepskin coat)

Źle się w marcu urodzić, bo trudno takiemu dogodzić. (It is bad to be born in March, it is difficult to accommodate such)

Kiedy twa ma rodzić rola, to wóź w marcu gnój na pola. (when your fields are ready for the yields,  you need to get some manure on the fields in March)

Słońce marcowe, owocom niezdrowe. (Sun in March, fruits unhealthy)

Do następnego razu… (Till next time…)

Poland is famous for its castles. There are around 500 castles there offering a number of attractions to everyone. The most remarkable castles were built by Teutonic Knights including Malbork Castle – the world’s largest brick castle and one of the most impressive of its kind in Europe. It is hard to choose which ones to visit, so I put a list of 10 of them that are definitely worth seeing.

1. Malbork Castle. Meet the knight. 

Once a residence of the Grand Master of the Teutonic Knights and Kings of Poland, today the castle is a home to weapons displays, amber exhibition, as well as entire rooms showing the Teutonic way of life. Every summer the “Siege of the Malbork Castle” festival takes place with main attraction being a colourful performance presenting the night battle, knight’s tournaments, shooting contest, plebeian plays and fire spectacles. Inscribed in 1997 on the UNESCO World Heritage list.
www.zamek.malbork.pl

2. Wawel in Kraków 

Built on the hill, Wawel is an impressive castle, where coronations of Polish kings took place. Today it is an interesting museum with several exhibitions and a most important burial place of Polish kings and national heroes. If you are not into museums, Dragon’s Den (Smocza Jama) is worth a visit. According to the legend, a huge dragon spitting fire used to live there and  use to terrorised Kraków’s residents. Today the cave is free from the dragon and can be safely visited by the tourists.

www.wawel.krakow.pl

3. Gniew. Get married in the castle

Gniew castle is a popular tourist destination and offers something for everyone all year round. Enjoy walking through corridors accompanied by sounds of medieval music, meet medieval people and dine in the underground restaurant. Those who are lucky enough might get a change to meet the Ghost of Gniew Castle. The castle is also a popular place for weddings.

www.zamek-gniew.pl

4. Niedzica. Dine like a monk.

Niedzica Castle dominates the area and near lake from the top of a steep hill. Enjoy beautiful view over the mountains or take part in “Mediaeval feasts” held in the castle’s restaurant. At such feasts, guests wear monk cloaks and can eat delicacies with their hands or wooden spoons only. Dances and shows of knights at combat add variety to each feast, which usually lasts for several hours.

www.niedzica.pl

5. Kwidzyń. Tower Bridge 

Exceptionally preserved castle and the bishops’ cathedral lying on the route of the gothic castles are a great place to visit. The most extraordinary feature of the Kwidzyń castle is a sewer tower which is connected to it by a bridge. If you happen to be around the castle in summer, make sure you attend the opening-ceremony of the museum in Kwidzyn cathedral, and the opening of the crypts of the three medieval Grand Masters of the Teutonic Knights of St. Mary’s Hospital in Jerusalem for the public which will take place on 31st July, 2010.

www.kwidzyn.pl

6. Ogrodzieniec. A night with Dracula

Romantic, fairy-tale-like ruins of Ogrodzieniec castle are the most picturesque in Poland. The castle and surrounding area are a beautiful place to visit during the day, but tourists are also invited to visit the ruins at the dusk, when ghosts of beautiful princess Olimpia or Polish Dracula can be seen.

 www.zamek-ogrodzieniec.pl

7. Moszna “Disney” Castle. 

Moszna Caslte is one of secret gems of Poland. Stunning, “Disney-style” castle with unique atmosphere is surrounded by a beautiful park. The castle has exactly ninety-nine towers and 365 rooms.

www.moszna-zamek.pl

8. Krasiczyn “pearl”

Located near a crossing of the river San, the castle is currently a modern tourist, hotel and catering base. The top class of this facility and the quality of services was confirmed in 2000 by The European Castle Hotels & Restaurants – a programme grouping hotels and restaurants in historical buildings.

9. Ciechanów. View over mountains

Ciechanów Castle was one of Poland’s most splendid fortresses. Today the castle is in ruins and provides excellent views over the Świętokrzyskie Mountains.

10. Pieskowa Skała

Located just 30 minutes from Kraków,  a castle in Pieskowa Skała is a must seen. The castle features a lovely courtyard with a delicate arcade and a number of  exhibitions and beautiful garden.

Do następnego razu… (Till next time…)