\u0645\u0634\u0627\u063a\u0628\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0648\u0646<\/strong>\u00a0(rascals)!<\/p>\nBesides, not all the teachers are up to the challenging task of teaching, and very few of them are endowed with a sense of humor…<\/p>\n
Finally, none of them are\u00a0\u0645\u0639\u0635\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0648\u0645\u0648\u0646<\/strong>\u00a0(infallible) as are the Prophets!<\/p>\n\n
The following conversation between a primary school teacher and his student may serve to illustrate this point quite effectively:<\/strong><\/p>\n“! \u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630\u00a0: “\u0623\u0646\u062a\u060c\u00a0<\/strong>\u0625\u0630\u0647\u0628 \u0648\u0623\u062d\u0636\u0631<\/strong>\u00a0\u0644\u064a \u0634\u064a\u0626\u064b\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627 \u0623\u0634\u0631\u0628\u0647<\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher: “You, go and bring me something to drink”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0: “\u0643\u0648\u0643\u0627 \u0623\u0645 \u0628\u064a\u0628\u0633\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u064a\u060c \u064a\u0627 \u0633\u064a\u062f\u064a \u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student: “Coke or Pepsi, Sir?”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0623\u0631\u064a\u062f \u0641\u0642\u0637 \u0634\u064a\u0626\u064b\u0627 \u0644\u0623\u0634\u0631\u0628\u0647. \u0644\u0627 \u064a\u0647\u0645\u060c \u0643\u0648\u0643\u0627 \u0623\u0645 \u0628\u064a\u0628\u0633\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u064a<\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher: “I just want something to drink. It doesn’t matter, Coke or Pepsi”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0635\u0641\u0631 \u0623\u0645 \u0639\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u062f\u064a \u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student:\u00a0“Zero or regular”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0639\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u062f\u064a\u00a0<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher: “Regular”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0628\u0644\u0627\u0633\u062a\u064a\u0643 \u0623\u0645 \u0632\u062c\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u062c\u00a0\u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student:\u00a0“Plastic or glass?”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>: “\u0628\u0644\u0627\u0633\u062a\u064a\u0643<\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher:\u00a0“Plastic”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0644\u062a\u0631 \u0623\u0645 2 \u0644\u062a\u0631\u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student:\u00a0“One litter or 2 litters?”<\/p>\n
“!\u00a0\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>: “\u0644\u0627 \u0639\u0644\u064a\u0646\u0627\u060c \u0623\u062d\u0636\u0631 \u0644\u064a \u0642\u0627\u0631\u0648\u0631\u0629 \u0645\u0627\u0621\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher:\u00a0“It doesn’t matter, bring me a bottle of water!”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0645\u0639\u062f\u0646\u064a \u0623\u0645 \u0637\u0628\u064a\u0639\u064a \u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student:\u00a0“Mineral or tap?”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>: “\u0645\u0639\u062f\u0646\u064a<\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher:\u00a0“Mineral”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0628\u0627\u0631\u062f \u0623\u0645 \u0633\u0627\u062e\u0646 \u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student:\u00a0“Cold or warm?”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>:”\u00a0\u0647\u0644\u00a0\u062a\u0631\u064a\u062f \u0623\u0646 \u0623\u0636\u0631\u0628\u0643 \u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher:\u00a0“You want me to hit you?”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0628\u0627\u0644\u0639\u0635\u0627 \u0623\u0645 \u0628\u0627\u0644\u062d\u0630\u0627\u0621 \u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student:\u00a0“With the stick or with the shoe?”<\/p>\n
“!\u00a0\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>: “\u0623\u0646\u062a \u0641\u0639\u0644\u064b\u0627 \u062d\u064a\u0648\u0627\u0646<\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher:\u00a0“You truly are an animal!”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0628\u0642\u0631\u0629\u060c \u0632\u0631\u0627\u0641\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0629\u060c\u00a0\u0623\u0645 \u0645\u0627\u0630\u0627\u00a0\u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student:\u00a0“A cow, a giraffe, or what?”<\/p>\n
“!\u00a0\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630<\/strong><\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0627\u062e\u0631\u062c\u00a0\u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u0642\u0633\u0645\u060c \u062d\u0627\u0644\u064b\u0627<\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher:\u00a0“Get out of the classroom, now!”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0:”\u0639\u0628\u0631 \u0627\u0644\u0646\u0627\u0641\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0630\u0629 \u0623\u0645 \u0627\u0644\u0628\u0627\u0628 \u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student:\u00a0“Through the window or the door?”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>: “\u0631\u0627\u064a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u062d \u0623\u0642\u062a\u0644\u0643 \u064a\u0627 \u0648\u0644\u062f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher:\u00a0“I’m gonna kill you, son”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0: “\u0628\u0633\u0643\u064a\u0646 \u0639\u0627\u062f\u064a\u00a0\u0623\u0645 \u0628\u0633\u0627\u0637\u0648\u0631 \u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student:\u00a0“With a regular knife or with a butcher’s knife?”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630<\/strong><\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0628\u0633\u0627\u0637\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0648\u0631<\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher:\u00a0“With a butcher’s knife”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0641\u064a \u0628\u0637\u0646\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u064a \u0623\u0645 \u0641\u064a \u0631\u0623\u0633\u064a \u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student:\u00a0“In my belly or in my head ?”<\/p>\n
“!\u00a0\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0633\u062a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0630\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0623\u0646\u062a \u0641\u0650\u0639\u0644\u064b\u0627 \u0643\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0631\u062b\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0629<\/strong><\/p>\nThe teacher:\u00a0“You truly are a catastrophe!”<\/p>\n
“\u0627\u0644\u0637\u0627\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0628\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0: “\u0632\u0644\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0632\u0627\u0644\u060c \u062a\u0633\u0648\u0646\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0645\u064a\u060c \u0623\u0645 \u0628\u0631\u0643\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u0646 \u061f<\/strong><\/p>\nThe student:\u00a0“An earthquake, a Tsunami, or a volcano?”<\/p>\n
(…)<\/strong><\/p>\nAt which point the teacher\u00a0\u0641\u0642\u062f \u0635\u0648\u0627\u0628\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0647 (totally lost his mind) and left the classroom running…<\/strong><\/p>\n* * *<\/p>\n
In the same line of “academic shenanigans”, you may want to check “\u0645\u062f\u0631\u0633\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0629 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u0634\u0627\u063a\u0628\u064a\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0646” (“The School of Rascals”), a top “classic” Egyptian comedy<\/strong>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Let’s get this straight: Teachers are not there to be made fun of. In fact, being a teacher is truly a noble profession. The “Prince of Arab Poets“,\u00a0Ahmed Chawki, is renown for having once said: \u0642\u064f\u0640\u0645\u0652 \u0644\u0644\u0645\u0639\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0644\u0651\u0645\u0650 \u0648\u064e\u0641\u0650\u0651\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0647\u0650 \u0627\u0644\u062a\u0628\u062c\u064a\u0640\u0644\u0627 \u00a0 \u00a0* * * \u00a0\u0643\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0627\u062f\u064e\u00a0\u0627\u0644\u0645\u0639\u0644\u0651\u0645\u064f \u0623\u0646 \u064a\u0643\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0648\u0646\u064e \u0631\u0633\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0640\u0648\u0644\u0627 “Stand Up for Your Teacher to Offer The…<\/p>\n
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