{"id":9583,"date":"2013-12-09T13:35:44","date_gmt":"2013-12-09T17:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/?p=9583"},"modified":"2013-12-09T13:35:44","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T17:35:44","slug":"20-more-hilarious-chinglish-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/20-more-hilarious-chinglish-signs\/","title":{"rendered":"20 More Hilarious Chinglish Signs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve had tons of fun with Chinglish over the years here, and we hope you have as well. Studying a language can be difficult and frustrating at times, so once in a while it&#8217;s just good to sit back and have a good laugh. For all the times that Chinese people have misunderstood me or laughed at me for my silly mistakes in their language, I always just flip through my massive album of Chinglish signs and have a hearty laugh knowing that they fail just as hard at English as I do at Chinese. Here are a few links to past posts for you to get caught up. Bookmark them, share them with your friends, and laugh:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/chinglish-pictures\/\">20 Hilarious Chinglish Signs<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/chinglish-menu\/\">Chinglish Menu Part I<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/chinglish-menu-part-ii\/\">Chinglish Menu Part II<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id=\"attachment_9603\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Pingyao-076.jpg\" aria-label=\"Pingyao 076 300x225\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9603\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9603\" alt=\"Don't you dare shoot this wall!\"  width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Pingyao-076-300x225.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9603\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Don&#8217;t you dare shoot this wall!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9602\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Pingyao-064.jpg\" aria-label=\"Pingyao 064 300x225\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9602\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9602\" alt=\"Mmm... sounds good!\"  width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Pingyao-064-300x225.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9602\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mmm&#8230; sounds good!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9601\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Picture-860.jpg\" aria-label=\"Picture 860 300x225\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9601\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9601\" alt=\"That's exactly what I think when I see a no smoking sign.\"  width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Picture-860-300x225.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9601\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">That&#8217;s exactly what I think when I see a no smoking sign.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9600\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Picture-827.jpg\" aria-label=\"Picture 827 300x225\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9600\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9600\" alt=\"What credentials do you think they're looking for?\"  width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Picture-827-300x225.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9600\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">What credentials do you think they&#8217;re looking for?<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9599\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Picture-737.jpg\" aria-label=\"Picture 737 300x225\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9599\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9599\" alt=\"&quot;You are beautiful when you are smiling. You are good when you are sight-seeing. You are terrific when you are behaving yourself.&quot;\"  width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Picture-737-300x225.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9599\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;You are beautiful when you are smiling. You are good when you are sight-seeing. You are terrific when you are behaving yourself.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9598\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/IMG_3118.jpg\" aria-label=\"IMG 3118 300x168\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9598\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9598\" alt=\"I always urinate into the pool...\"  width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/IMG_3118-300x168.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9598\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I always urinate into the pool&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9597\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/IMG_3117.jpg\" aria-label=\"IMG 3117 300x168\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9597\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9597\" alt=\"&quot;Wish you a higher promotion. Be careful of the door of the lift close at any time.&quot;\"  width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/IMG_3117-300x168.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9597\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Wish you a higher promotion. Be careful of the door of the lift close at any time.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9596\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/IMG_3105.jpg\" aria-label=\"IMG 3105 300x168\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9596\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9596\" alt=\"No idea what's going on here...\"  width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/IMG_3105-300x168.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9596\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">No idea what&#8217;s going on here&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9595\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/IMG_3011.jpg\" aria-label=\"IMG 3011 300x168\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9595\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9595\" alt=\"I loves me some hot acid on my cucumbers!\"  width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/IMG_3011-300x168.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9595\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I loves me some hot acid on my cucumbers!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9594\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/IMG_3001.jpg\" aria-label=\"IMG 3001 300x168\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9594\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9594\" alt=\"Not sure how my Jewish friends would feel about this dish...\"  width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/IMG_3001-300x168.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9594\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not sure how my Jewish friends would feel about this dish&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9593\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0357.jpg\" aria-label=\"DSC 0357 300x200\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9593\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9593\" alt=\"Does it really?\"  width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0357-300x200.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9593\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Does it really?<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9592\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0335.jpg\" aria-label=\"DSC 0335 300x200\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9592\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9592\" alt=\"&quot;Shrimp you a jump.&quot; Wonder what they sell?\"  width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0335-300x200.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9592\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Shrimp you a jump.&#8221; Wonder what they sell?<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9591\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0272.jpg\" aria-label=\"DSC 0272 300x200\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9591\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9591\" alt=\"Absolutely!\"  width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0272-300x200.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9591\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Absolutely!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9590\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0145.jpg\" aria-label=\"DSC 0145 300x200\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9590\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9590\" alt=\"I always try to avoid that Eminem song.\"  width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0145-300x200.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9590\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I always try to avoid that Eminem song.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9589\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0065.jpg\" aria-label=\"DSC 0065 300x200\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9589\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9589\" alt=\"But what if I don't want to halt?\"  width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0065-300x200.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9589\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">But what if I don&#8217;t want to halt?<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9588\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0031.jpg\" aria-label=\"DSC 0031 300x201\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9588\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9588\" alt=\"&quot;Please clean up the outdoor dejecta of your pet.&quot; That's an interesting way to put it.\"  width=\"300\" height=\"201\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0031-300x201.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9588\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Please clean up the outdoor dejecta of your pet.&#8221; That&#8217;s an interesting way to put it.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9587\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0029.jpg\" aria-label=\"DSC 0029 200x300\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9587\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9587\" alt=\"I'd love to see what's on the menu here.\"  width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0029-200x300.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9587\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;d love to see what&#8217;s on the menu here.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9586\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0006.jpg\" aria-label=\"DSC 0006 300x200\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9586\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9586\" alt=\"You never let me go into the mountain, China!\"  width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0006-300x200.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9586\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You never let me go into the mountain, China!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9585\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0004.jpg\" aria-label=\"DSC 0004 300x200\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9585\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9585\" alt=\"&quot;High quality tobacco alcoholic wine and tea supermarket.&quot; All the alcoholics love shopping here!\"  width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/DSC_0004-300x200.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9585\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;High quality tobacco alcoholic wine and tea supermarket.&#8221; All the alcoholics love shopping here!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9584\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/110.jpg\" aria-label=\"110 300x225\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9584\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9584\" alt=\"They really got something against striding in China.\"  width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/110-300x225.jpg\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9584\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">They really got something against striding in China.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve spent any time in China, I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve seen some epic Chinglish signs as well. Feel free to post any of your favorites here!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<img width=\"350\" height=\"263\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Pingyao-076-350x263.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image tmp-hide-img\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Pingyao-076-350x263.jpg 350w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2013\/12\/Pingyao-076.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><p>We&#8217;ve had tons of fun with Chinglish over the years here, and we hope you have as well. Studying a language can be difficult and frustrating at times, so once in a while it&#8217;s just good to sit back and have a good laugh. For all the times that Chinese people have misunderstood me or&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"post-item__readmore\"><a class=\"btn btn--md\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/20-more-hilarious-chinglish-signs\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":55,"featured_media":9603,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":""},"categories":[3,13],"tags":[378697,127585,272806,303473],"class_list":["post-9583","post","type-post","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-culture","category-vocabulary","tag-chinglish","tag-chinglish-menu","tag-chinglish-signs","tag-funny-chingilsh-signs"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/55"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9583"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9607,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9583\/revisions\/9607"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/chinese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}