{"id":5505,"date":"2018-04-02T13:32:08","date_gmt":"2018-04-02T13:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/?p=5505"},"modified":"2018-04-02T13:32:08","modified_gmt":"2018-04-02T13:32:08","slug":"top-3-dutch-april-fools-jokes-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/top-3-dutch-april-fools-jokes-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 3 Dutch April Fool&#8217;s Jokes 2018!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/april-fools-but-why\/\"><em>1 april, kikker in je bil!\u00a0<\/em>(April 1, frog in your butt!)<\/a>\u00a0Every year, on April 1, people play pranks on each other &#8211; and 2018 is no different! And it is not just your brother, dad or neighbor that jokes with you, but also companies and news sources! In my opinion, the Dutch have a\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/the-best-commercial-ever\/\">pretty great sense of humor.<\/a>\u00a0Combine that with a day like this, and it is a match in heaven. Let&#8217;s see some of the\u00a0<em>1-aprilgrappen\u00a0<\/em>(April Fool&#8217;s jokes) that made some waves in the country yesterday!<\/p>\n<h2><strong><em>Baby&#8217;s in de achtbaan<\/em><\/strong><\/h2>\n<div id=\"attachment_5508\" style=\"width: 838px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/fhZRjm\" aria-label=\"Pythonseg 1024x660\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5508\" class=\" wp-image-5508\"  alt=\"\" width=\"828\" height=\"534\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2018\/04\/pythonseg-1024x660.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2018\/04\/pythonseg-1024x660.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2018\/04\/pythonseg-350x225.jpg 350w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2018\/04\/pythonseg-768x495.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2018\/04\/pythonseg.jpg 2010w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5508\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A part of the Python &#8211; would you let your infant enter? (Image by Randy at Flickr.com under license CC BY 2.0)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>One of the best jokes came from\u00a0<em>De Efteling<\/em>, a famous\u00a0<em>attractiepark\u00a0<\/em>(fun park) in the Netherlands, mainly aimed at\u00a0<em>kinderen\u00a0<\/em>(children).\u00a0<em>Achtbanen\u00a0<\/em>(roller coasters) normally have age and height restrictions, because you could otherwise maybe fall out of the cart or the forces could be too strong. But apparently,\u00a0<em>De Efteling\u00a0<\/em>found a solution, because yesterday, they announced something rather special:\u00a0<em>We gaan baby&#8217;s toelaten in de Python\u00a0<\/em>(We will allow baby&#8217;s into the Python)! A rather exciting\u00a0<em>achtbaan<\/em>, but why not?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Efteling introduceert: Baby\u2019s in de achtbaan Python\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j4mJPDRXyQc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Supergaaf, dat de kleintjes er nu al in kunnen en het echte Efteling-gevoel vanaf begin af aan al kunnen meemaken&#8221;\u00a0<\/em>(Awesome, that the little ones can already enter now and can experience the real Efteling-feeling right from the start), says one excited\u00a0<em>moeder\u00a0<\/em>(mother).<\/p>\n<h2><em>Cursus Manueel Fluiten<\/em><\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-video\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YGeMM5jB4T\">pic.twitter.com\/YGeMM5jB4T<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 NS online (@NS_online) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NS_online\/status\/979299105972408320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 29, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You gotta run, your train is about to leave! You jump in, you hear the\u00a0<em>fluitje\u00a0<\/em>(whistle) of the\u00a0<em>conducteur\u00a0<\/em>(conductor), and off it goes! The\u00a0<em>Nederlandse Spoorwegen\u00a0<\/em>(NS, the Dutch Railways) have a problem, however: Their\u00a0<em>fluitjes\u00a0<\/em>will no longer be replaced. And so the\u00a0<em>conducteurs\u00a0<\/em>need a\u00a0<em>cursus\u00a0<\/em>(course) on\u00a0<em>manueel fluiten\u00a0<\/em>(manual whistling)!<\/p>\n<p>After all, &#8220;<em>als je je fluitje kwijt raakt, [&#8230;] dan moet je wel kunnen fluiten om je vertrekproces te kunnen starten&#8221;\u00a0<\/em>(if you lose your whistle, [&#8230;] you still have to be able to whistle to begin the departure procedure), Carola says,\u00a0<em>Hoofdconducteur\u00a0<\/em>(head conductor) at NS.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><em>Bestuurbare vuilnisbak<\/em><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"HVC Afval app - Nu met afvalwijzer en bestuurbare bak\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KhFGgURN31k?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It is one of those days again:\u00a0<em>Het vuilnis moet aan straat\u00a0<\/em>(the garbage has to be taken out to the sidewalk).\u00a0<em>Zware\u00a0<\/em><em>vuilnisbakken\u00a0<\/em>(heavy garbage bins) make it quite the chore. But no more! Garbage collection company HVC developed\u00a0<em>vuilnisbakken\u00a0<\/em>that you can control with your phone with their updated app! The motorized bins can be put out easily, never again heavy lifting with your <em>vuilnis<\/em>!<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Which of these three did you like most? Did you see other jokes? What jokes were done in your country? Let me know in the comments below!<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<img width=\"350\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2018\/04\/pythonseg-350x225.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2018\/04\/pythonseg-350x225.jpg 350w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2018\/04\/pythonseg-768x495.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2018\/04\/pythonseg-1024x660.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2018\/04\/pythonseg.jpg 2010w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><p>1 april, kikker in je bil!\u00a0(April 1, frog in your butt!)\u00a0Every year, on April 1, people play pranks on each other &#8211; and 2018 is no different! And it is not just your brother, dad or neighbor that jokes with you, but also companies and news sources! 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