{"id":975,"date":"2010-11-14T16:07:28","date_gmt":"2010-11-14T16:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/?p=975"},"modified":"2010-11-14T16:21:06","modified_gmt":"2010-11-14T16:21:06","slug":"slaap-je-niet-lekker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/slaap-je-niet-lekker\/","title":{"rendered":"Slaap je niet lekker?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t think it is going too far to observe that, in general, the Dutch are a people of strong, often inflexible opinions.\u00a0 The imposition of those opinions on friends, family and casual bystanders is not uncommon.\u00a0 In my experience, a subject that consistently draws expressions from that staunch Dutch well of opinion is sleep.\u00a0 <em>Slaap<\/em>, that is.\u00a0 Before bed, it\u2019s customary, here, to say \u201c<em>slaap lekker\u201d<\/em> (\u201csleep well,\u201d though the translation of <em>lekker <\/em>is ever-elusive and not at all sufficiently captured by a word as nonspecific as \u201cwell\u201d) or \u201c<em>welterusten,\u201d<\/em> which loosely means that you wish someone a good rest.<\/p>\n<p>But I wonder sometimes whether such wishes are sincerely meant, since any appearance or suggestion of sleepiness in public seems to strike a nerve with many Dutch people.\u00a0 In late August of this year, I stopped my bike at an intersection on the way to an appointment for which I had nearly slept too late:\u00a0 my hair was uncombed, my eyes were, I\u2019m sure, still tired.\u00a0 It was a moment at which I possessed many of the telltale signs of deep slumber.\u00a0 A man who was doing some kind of construction work called to me, \u201c<em>Al lang wakker<\/em>?\u201d\u00a0 In this way and others, my sleepiness has been pointed out to me countless times by the Dutch.<\/p>\n<p>More pronounced yet is the Dutch distaste for undisguised yawns (<em>geeuws<\/em>).\u00a0 Every time I have ever yawned without covering my mouth, in Holland, the yawn has been met with a sharp <em>\u201chand voor je mond!\u201d <\/em>An extreme version of this scenario happened once in 2008 when, walking out of a bookstore in Maastricht, I happened to yawn without lifting one of my hands \u2013 both laden with shopping bags \u2013 to my mouth in time.\u00a0 A man twice my size stopped in front of me and, without saying a word, covered my mouth with his own hand.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VefIoxJ-Ssg&#038;feature=related\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VefIoxJ-Ssg&amp;feature=related<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<img width=\"350\" height=\"263\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/dutch\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2010\/11\/Im-asleep-350x263.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image tmp-hide-img\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" 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