{"id":1039,"date":"2010-07-02T21:57:48","date_gmt":"2010-07-02T21:57:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/?p=1039"},"modified":"2011-11-01T08:14:11","modified_gmt":"2011-11-01T12:14:11","slug":"remi-gaillard-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/remi-gaillard-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Encore R\u00e9mi GAILLARD! (&#8220;Ze Very Best Of&#8221;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the videos you have previously seen of le <em>farceur<\/em> (the prankster) <strong>R\u00e9mi GAILLARD<\/strong> posted two days ago, the <em>Montpelli\u00e9rain<\/em> (name of the inhabitants of the beautiful southern city of <strong>Montpellier<\/strong>) displayed only\u00a0two of his many <em>talents cach\u00e9s<\/em> (hidden talents): Namely his ability to infiltrate major <em>\u00e9v\u00e8nements sportifs<\/em>, always undetected, as well as his <em>prouesse<\/em> (prowess) in <em>le football<\/em>&#8230; Following\u00a0<em>les Bleus<\/em>&#8216;s premature\u00a0<em>voyage<\/em> back home from Johannesburg, many <em>supporteurs<\/em> have expressed their complete dismay as to why R\u00e9mi wasn&#8217;t tapped for\u00a0<strong>Nicolas Anelka<\/strong>&#8216;s position!<\/p>\n<p>Today, you&#8217;ll discover some of his finest and funniest videos: <em>Attention, c&#8217;est \u00e0 mourir de rire !<\/em> &#8211;Watch out, you may die of laughter&#8230; <em>On vous aura pr\u00e9venu<\/em> (You have been warned.)<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">1- &#8220;R\u00e9mi&#8221; Balboa (&#8220;Ze Eye of Ze Tiger&#8221;)!<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hqObg_Xbw2I\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hqObg_Xbw2I<\/a><\/p>\n<p>After <em>le football<\/em>, <em>le handball<\/em>, and <em>le culturisme<\/em> (bodybuilding), <em>vient le tour de la boxe<\/em> (comes the turn of boxing), where R\u00e9mi incarnates the famous <em>personnage<\/em> (character) of <strong>Rocky Balboa<\/strong>! Whether it is in <em>le supermarch\u00e9<\/em> (the supermarket), <em>sur les autoroutes<\/em> (on the highways), <em>ou bien\u00a0\u00e0 la plage<\/em> (or on the beach), everywhere is good for R\u00e9mi to perform his <em>entrainement intensif<\/em> (intense training.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">* * *<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><strong>2- R\u00e9mi &#8220;Jason&#8221; Gaillard makes his own &#8220;DMCV&#8221;&#8230; The &#8220;Friday 13th&#8221; way (&#8220;Dieu Merci C&#8217;est le Vendredi 13!&#8221;):<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/span><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"FRIDAY THE 13th (REMI GAILLARD)\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wDUSo9SEhok?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>In this video, R\u00e9mi throws the (Rocky Balboa) towel, so to speak,\u00a0and\u00a0instead heads towards the nearest hardware store in order to acquire -guess what?&#8211;\u00a0<em>une tron\u00e7onneuse <\/em>(a chainsaw)! Needless to say, of course, that even the most courrageous of the <em>gardes de s\u00e9curit\u00e9<\/em> (security guards) doesn&#8217;t feel particularly eager to argue with the masked client, &#8220;<strong>R\u00e9mi\/Jason<\/strong>&#8220;, while he&#8217;s wielding high his\u00a0special &#8220;home improvement&#8221; tool&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">* * *<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">3- Le hockey sur glace (Ice Hockey):<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"ICE HOCKEY - BEST OF (REMI GAILLARD) ?\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DdGzyN1KZF0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Imagine that you&#8217;re peacefully waiting for your bus at some <em>abribus<\/em> (bus shelter), when <em>tout \u00e0 coup<\/em> (all of a sudden)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">* * *<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">4- &#8220;Des Chiffres et des Lettres&#8221; (&#8220;Digits and Letters&#8221;):<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"REMI GAILLARD PIEGE DES CHIFFRES ET DES LETTRES\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/v96Hovtz7DM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Yet another famous French <em>\u00e9mission t\u00e9l\u00e9<\/em> (TV-show) in which R\u00e9mi succeeded making a &#8220;cameo appearance&#8221; into. The idea of the game is to obtain the number <em>g\u00e9n\u00e9r\u00e9 al\u00e9atoirement<\/em> (randomly generated), or at least a number close to it, using the other numbers drawn, which is in this case happens to be\u00a0<strong>395<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Remi&#8217;s genius mathematical\u00a0&#8220;<strong>solution<\/strong>&#8220;:<\/p>\n<p><em>9*75=95<br \/>\n8+3=100<br \/>\n8:9=200<br \/>\n200+100=300<br \/>\n300+95=395<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8230; Sans commentaire !<\/em> (No comment!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">* * *<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><em>5-\u00a0Les\u00a0animaux font du shopping !<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><\/strong>The advantage when you&#8217;re an animal, of course, is\u00a0that you don&#8217;t have to pay at the register before you leave.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; D&#8217;abord, le <strong>pinguin<\/strong><\/em> (First, the auk):<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"PINGOUIN (REMI GAILLARD) ?\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4LZ0ZXBQABo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Then\u00a0<em><strong>le chat<\/strong>, <\/em>buying -I mean, &#8220;getting&#8221;-\u00a0some <strong><em>poisson <\/em><\/strong>(fish):<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"CAT (REMI GAILLARD) ?\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/V6JU-v2nqRI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8230; and finally, the <strong>angry\u00a0cochon<\/strong> (pig) who decided to come pay a surprise\u00a0visit\u00a0to <em>le<\/em> <em>boucher<\/em>\u00a0(the butcher) to give him\u00a0a piece of his mind (instead of his body, for a change.)<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"COCHON (REMI GAILLARD) ?\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EaOMdRm3q4I?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the videos you have previously seen of le farceur (the prankster) R\u00e9mi GAILLARD posted two days ago, the Montpelli\u00e9rain (name of the inhabitants of the beautiful southern city of Montpellier) displayed only\u00a0two of his many talents cach\u00e9s (hidden talents): Namely his ability to infiltrate major \u00e9v\u00e8nements sportifs, always undetected, as well as his prouesse&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"post-item__readmore\"><a class=\"btn btn--md\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/remi-gaillard-2\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":49,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[9888,9887,9881,4577,9885,9140,8959,9879,2135,2143,9883,9880,9877,9876,9884,8294,9875,9538,9886,8416,9841,9878,9882],"class_list":["post-1039","post","type-post","status-publish","hentry","category-vocabulary","tag-angry-cochon","tag-auk","tag-boxe","tag-cat","tag-des-chiffres-et-des-lettres","tag-dieu-merci-cest-vendredi","tag-dmcv","tag-eye-of-the-tiger","tag-fish","tag-football","tag-friday-the-13th","tag-handbal","tag-hockey-sur-glace","tag-ice-hockey","tag-jason","tag-les-bleus","tag-montpellier","tag-nicolas-anelka","tag-pinguin","tag-poisson","tag-remi-gaillard","tag-rocky-balboa","tag-vendredi-13"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/49"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1039"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10706,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions\/10706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}