{"id":14249,"date":"2012-04-01T18:18:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-01T16:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/?p=14249"},"modified":"2017-10-20T12:59:26","modified_gmt":"2017-10-20T10:59:26","slug":"poisson-davril-april-fools-and-would-you-like-some-faux-french-fries-with-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/poisson-davril-april-fools-and-would-you-like-some-faux-french-fries-with-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Poisson d&#8217;Avril (April Fools&#8217;): Would You Like Fries with That?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/thediabetesclub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/make-fries.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"270\" height=\"340\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It&#8217;s no big secret: Despite the persistent legends surrounding them, the so-called &#8220;<strong>French fries<\/strong>&#8221; are almost as &#8220;<strong>French<\/strong>&#8221; as the &#8220;<strong>French onions<\/strong>&#8220;, the &#8220;<strong>French toast<\/strong>&#8220;, and even the &#8220;<strong>French Kiss<\/strong>&#8220;: In other words, they are not!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">But whether or not you uphold their fairly established\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/belgians-finally-poking-fun-back-at-the-french-and-its-funny\/\">Belgian<\/a><\/strong> origin, and consider les\u00a0&#8220;<strong><em>frites<\/em><\/strong>&#8221; as a &#8220;faux French&#8221; dish, for today&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/french-president-nicolas-sarkozy-launches-a-cyberguerre-cyber-war-against-the-french-blog\/\"><strong><em>poisson d&#8217;avril<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0(<strong>April Fools&#8217; Day<\/strong>)<\/a>, we suggest that you voluntarily\u00a0push the culinary &#8220;<strong><em>faux pas<\/em>&#8221; &#8211;<\/strong>so to speak- just a notch further:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Why not make &#8220;<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Faux<\/em><\/span> French Fries<\/strong>&#8220;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The idea is to substitute the salty taste of this popular &#8220;<strong><em>amuse-gueule<\/em>&#8221;\u00a0<\/strong>(&#8220;appetizer&#8221;)\u00a0with an unexpected\u00a0<em><strong>sucr\u00e9<\/strong><\/em> (sweet) one!<\/p>\n<dl>\n<dt><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What you need to concoct your &#8220;Faux French fries&#8221;<\/span>:<\/strong><\/dt>\n<dd>\n<ul>\n<li><em><strong>Confiture de fraises <\/strong><\/em>(Strawberry jam)&#8212;pure, without seeds, please!<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Le sucre<\/strong><\/em> (sugar)<\/li>\n<li>Breadstick <em><strong>p\u00e2te<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0(dough)<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Une paire de ciseaux<\/strong><\/em> (scissors)<\/li>\n<li>A paper envelope<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<dl>\n<dt><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">How to make your &#8220;Faux French fries&#8221;<\/span>:<\/strong><\/dt>\n<\/dl>\n<ul style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>First, start with unrolling and separating the breadsticks.<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">With <strong><em>les ciseaux<\/em><\/strong>,\u00a0cut them into little sticks in the shape of French fries.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Immerse the sticks within <strong><em>le sucre<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0(sugar.)<br \/>\nBake them until they start turning brown.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Get your excitement under control, and wait a bit until they cool down.<br \/>\nPut the fries inside the envelope, which you craftily make look like a fast food fry container (or you could just borrow one from the local &#8220;<strong>Mc Do&#8217;<\/strong>.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Serve them with a side of &#8220;faux ketchup&#8221;&#8212;And yes, that would be the <em>confiture de fraises <\/em>(strawberry jam)<strong>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Finally, say: &#8220;<strong><em>Est-ce que tu veux un peu de frites?<\/em><\/strong>&#8221; (&#8220;Do you want some fries?&#8221;) \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s no big secret: Despite the persistent legends surrounding them, the so-called &#8220;French fries&#8221; are almost as &#8220;French&#8221; as the &#8220;French onions&#8220;, the &#8220;French toast&#8220;, and even the &#8220;French Kiss&#8220;: In other words, they are not! 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