{"id":20072,"date":"2014-02-03T09:42:34","date_gmt":"2014-02-03T08:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/?p=20072"},"modified":"2017-10-23T12:04:01","modified_gmt":"2017-10-23T10:04:01","slug":"le-jour-le-plus-froid-au-monde-the-coldest-day-in-the-world-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/le-jour-le-plus-froid-au-monde-the-coldest-day-in-the-world-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Le jour le plus froid au monde (The Coldest Day in the World)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">Today&#8217;s post tells <em><strong>l&#8217;histoire<\/strong>\u00a0<\/em>(the story) of\u00a0<\/span><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">Little Jack<\/strong><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">, a boy born in\u00a0<\/span><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\"><em>l&#8217;\u00c9cosse\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">(Scotland)\u00a0on what is said to have been\u00a0<\/span><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\"><em>le jour le plus froid du monde\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">(the coldest day in the world), nearly a century and a half ago.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>On that fateful day, baby Little Jack had his\u00a0<strong><em>c\u0153ur gel\u00e9<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0(heart frozen.)<\/p>\n<p>A mysterious midwife, called\u00a0<strong><em>Docteur<\/em>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/madeleine-by-jacques-brel\/\">Madeleine<\/a><\/strong>, carefully replaced his heart with a\u00a0<em><strong>pendule \u00e0 coucou<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0(cuckoo-clock.)<\/p>\n<p>The transplant worked just fine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But it did not work just anyhow.<\/p>\n<p>It functioned according to some very specific conditions.<\/p>\n<p>Most important of all these conditions was the Little Jack was to never, ever, fall in love.<\/p>\n<p>All his life, Little jack lived worry-free.<\/p>\n<p>That is, until the day he met Andalusian singer\u00a0<strong>Miss Acacia<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HUqcZpwhesc\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HUqcZpwhesc<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><strong>Le Jour le Plus Froid au Monde\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><strong>(The Coldest Day in the World)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>On dit que je suis n\u00e9 le jour le plus froid du monde\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>They say I was born on the coldest day of the world<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>On dit que je suis n\u00e9 avec le\u00a0<strong><em>c\u0153ur gel\u00e9<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>They say I was born with a frozen heart<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>On dirait m\u00eame qu&#8217;on m&#8217;a port\u00e9 \u00e0 bout de ventre<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>It looks even like I got out of the womb<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>En haut de la colline qui surplombe la ville&#8230; ET SES CLOCHERS!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>On top of the hill overlooking the city&#8230; And its steeples!<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>L\u00e0 haut, vivait dans une dr\u00f4le de maison, une sage femme dite folle par tous les habitants<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Up there, lived in a strange house, a midwife said to be crazy by all the inhabitants<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Alors qu&#8217;elle passait son temps \u00e0 r\u00e9parer les gens, les perdus, les cass\u00e9s, avec ou\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/to-all-expats-of-the-world-this-french-song-is-dedicated-to-you\/\">sans papier<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>When in fact she spent her time reparing the lost and \u00a0broken people, legal and illegal alike<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Oh,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/madeleine-by-jacques-brel\/\">Madeleine<\/a>\u00a0qui aimait tant\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, Madeleine who liked so much<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Oh, Madeleine qui adorait<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, Madeleine who loved so much<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Oh, Madeleine qui aimait tant&#8230;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, Madeleine who liked so much&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>R\u00c9PARER LES GENS!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Reparing people!<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Comme elle m&#8217;a install\u00e9 sur la table de la cuisine<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>When she set me up on the kitchen table<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>J&#8217;ai cru un instant qu&#8217;elle voulait me d\u00e9vorer\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>I thought for a moment that she wanted to devour me<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Me prendrait-elle pour une\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/une-recette-a-recipe-pour-le-hannukah\/\">poulet<\/a>\u00a0grlll\u00e9<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Is she mistaking me for a grilled chicken<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Que l&#8217;on aurait oubli\u00e9 de tuer?\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>That people forgot to kill?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Elle me d\u00e9coupait la peau de la poitrine<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>She cut the skin of my chest<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Ses grands ciseaux crant\u00e9s plant\u00e9s entre mes os<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Her big notched scissors stuck between my bones<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Elle a gliss\u00e9 une horloge dans mes d\u00e9bris glac\u00e9s en lieux et place de mon petit c\u0153ur\u00a0gel\u00e9<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>She slipped through a clock into my iced remains to replace my little frozen heart<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Oh, Madeleine qui aimait tant\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, Madeleine who liked so much<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Oh, Madeleine qui adorait<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, Madeleine who loved so much<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Oh, Madeleine qui aimait tant&#8230;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, Madeleine who liked so much&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>R\u00c9PARER LES GENS!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Reparing people!<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Elle m&#8217;a dit: &#8220;Mon petit, il y a trois choses que jamais<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>She said to me: &#8220;Son, there are three things that never<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Oh grand jamais tu n&#8217;devras oublier<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ever you are to forget<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Premi\u00e8rement, ne touche pas \u00e0 tes aiguilles<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>First of all, do not touch your clock hands<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Deuxi\u00e8ment, ta col\u00e8re tu devras maitriser\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Second, you must contain your anger<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Et surtout ne jamais oublier, quoi qu&#8217;il arrive<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>And especially never forget, no matter what happens<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Ne jamais se laisser tomber amoureux<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Never let your self fall in love<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Car alors pour toujours, \u00e0 l&#8217;horloge de ton coeur<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Because the forever, within your heart clock<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>La grande aiguille des heures transpercera ta peau<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>The big hand of time shall pierce your skin<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Explosera l&#8217;horloge<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>The clock will explode<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Imploseront tes os<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Your bones will implode<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>La m\u00e9canique du c\u0153ur\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>The mechanics of your heart<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Sera bris\u00e9e de nouveau<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Will be broken once again<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Oh Madeleine<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Oh Madeleine<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Oh Madeleine&#8230;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<div>\n<dl id=\"\">\n<dt><\/dt>\n<dd><\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<img width=\"170\" height=\"327\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/02\/3493602979_1490034291.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image tmp-hide-img\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><p>Today&#8217;s post tells l&#8217;histoire\u00a0(the story) of\u00a0Little Jack, a boy born in\u00a0l&#8217;\u00c9cosse\u00a0(Scotland)\u00a0on what is said to have been\u00a0le jour le plus froid du monde\u00a0(the coldest day in the world), nearly a century and a half ago. On that fateful day, baby Little Jack had his\u00a0c\u0153ur gel\u00e9\u00a0(heart frozen.) A mysterious midwife, called\u00a0Docteur\u00a0Madeleine, carefully replaced his heart with&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"post-item__readmore\"><a class=\"btn btn--md\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/le-jour-le-plus-froid-au-monde-the-coldest-day-in-the-world-2\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":49,"featured_media":23591,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":""},"categories":[108,13],"tags":[250202,250206,250203,250200,250201,250207,250209,250205,55101,8920,250204,250208,250210,1857],"class_list":["post-20072","post","type-post","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-music","category-vocabulary","tag-coeur-gele","tag-cuckoo-clock","tag-french-fairy-tale","tag-french-fiction","tag-frozen-heart","tag-la-mecanique-du-coeur","tag-le-jour-le-plus-froid-du-monde","tag-little-jack","tag-luc-besson","tag-madeleine","tag-miss-acacia","tag-the-boy-with-the-cuckoo-clock-heart","tag-the-coldest-day-in-the-world","tag-transparent-language"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/49"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20072"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28573,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20072\/revisions\/28573"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}