{"id":22533,"date":"2015-10-14T13:51:28","date_gmt":"2015-10-14T11:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/?p=22533"},"modified":"2017-10-24T12:06:45","modified_gmt":"2017-10-24T10:06:45","slug":"french-weird-al-oldelaf-et-monsieur-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/french-weird-al-oldelaf-et-monsieur-d\/","title":{"rendered":"French Weird Al &#8211; Oldelaf et Monsieur D"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Music parody champion Weird Al is celebrated for his wit and ability to imitate songs in both a funny and clever way. The only problem is <strong>il ne chante pas en fran\u00e7ais<\/strong> (he doesn\u2019t sing in French)!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Heureusement<\/strong> (luckily), there is <strong>un groupe fran\u00e7ais<\/strong> (a French group) that nicely fills the music comedy niche! <em>Oldelaf et Monsieur D<\/em> is a comedic music group that uses music to make jokes. <strong>Le groupe<\/strong> often imitates different music styles, combining the styles with jokes in <strong>les paroles<\/strong> (the lyrics).<\/p>\n<p>The first song I heard from <em>Oldelaf et Monsieur D<\/em> is <em>Le Caf\u00e9<\/em>. <strong>Une chanson marrante<\/strong> (a funny song) about a coffee-addicted Parisian. La chanson starts out as a normal day, but quikly spins out of control when le Parisien has trouble controlling both his life and his need for <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/a-cup-of-coffee-un-cafe-sil-vous-plait\/\"><strong>un caf\u00e9<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Check out the song and listen to some of their other songs to practice your French! A good laugh makes studying easier!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Le Cafe - Oldelaf | FUTURE\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UGtKGX8B9hU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Le Caf\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>Pour bien commencer ma petite journ\u00e9e<br \/>\nEt me r\u00e9veiller moi j&#8217;ai pris un caf\u00e9<br \/>\nUn Arabica noir et bien cors\u00e9<br \/>\nJ&#8217;enfile ma parka, \u00e7a y est je peux y aller<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;O\u00f9 est-ce que tu vas?&#8221; Me crie mon aim\u00e9e<br \/>\n&#8220;Prenons un caoua, je viens de me lever&#8221;<br \/>\n\u00c9tant en avance et un peu forc\u00e9<br \/>\nJe change de sens et reprends un caf\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 huit heure moins le quart, il faut bien l&#8217;avouer<br \/>\nLes bureaux sont vides, on pourrait s&#8217;ennuyer<br \/>\nMais je reste calme, je sais m&#8217;adapter<br \/>\nLe temps qu&#8217;ils arrivent j&#8217;ai le temps pour un caf\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>La journ\u00e9e s&#8217;emballe, tout le monde peut bosser<br \/>\nAu moins jusqu&#8217;\u00e0 l&#8217;heure de la pause caf\u00e9<br \/>\nMa secr\u00e9taire rentre : &#8220;Fort comme vous l&#8217;aimez&#8221;<br \/>\nAh mince, je viens d&#8217;en prendre, mais maintenant qu&#8217;il est fait&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Un repas d&#8217;affaire tout pr\u00e8s du Sentier<br \/>\nIl fait un temps superbe mais je me sens stress\u00e9<br \/>\nMes coll\u00e8gues se marrent &#8220;D\u00e9tends-toi, Ren\u00e9 !&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Prends un bon cigare et un p&#8217;tit caf\u00e9 !&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Une fois fini, mes coll\u00e8gues crev\u00e9s<br \/>\nAppellent un taxi, mais moi j&#8217;ai envie de sauter<br \/>\nJe fais tout Paris puis je vois un troquet<br \/>\nJ&#8217;commande un d\u00e9ca, mais re-caf\u00e9in\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>J&#8217;arrive au bureau, ma secr\u00e9taire me fait :<br \/>\n&#8220;Vous \u00eates un peu en retard, je me suis inqui\u00e9t\u00e9e !&#8221;<br \/>\nJe la jette par la fen\u00eatre, elle l&#8217;avait bien cherch\u00e9<br \/>\nT&#8217;fa\u00e7on faut qu&#8217;je rentre, mais avant &#8230; un caf\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>Attendant le m\u00e9tro je me fait agresser<br \/>\nUne p&#8217;tite vieille me dit : &#8220;Vous avez l&#8217;heure s&#8217;il vous pla\u00eet ?&#8221;<br \/>\nJ&#8217;lui casse la t\u00eate et j&#8217;la pousse sur le quai<br \/>\nJe file \u00e0 la maison et j&#8217;me sert un &#8230; devinez<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Papa, mon Papa ! En classe je suis premier !&#8221;<br \/>\nPutain, mais quoi ? Tu vas arr\u00eater de me faire chier !<br \/>\nMais qu&#8217;il est con, ce gosse, et en plus il se met \u00e0 chialer!<br \/>\nJe m&#8217;enferme dans la cuisine, il reste un peu de caf\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7a fait quatorze jours que je suis enferm\u00e9<br \/>\nJ&#8217;suis seul dans ma cuisine et je bois du caf\u00e9<br \/>\nIl faudra bien qu&#8217;je dorme, les flics vont m&#8217;choper<br \/>\nAlors je cloue les portes et je reprends du caf\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>To begin my little day<\/em><br \/>\n<em>and wake up, I have a coffee<\/em><br \/>\n<em>An Arabica, black and strong<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I put on my parka, and now I can get going.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Where are you going?&#8221; yells my lovely dear.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Lets have a cup of joe, I just got up&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Being ahead of time, and a bit rushed<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I change my mind and have another coffee.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>At 7:45, I must admit,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>the office is empty and one could get bored.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>But I stay calm, I know how to adapt<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Until they get here, I have time for a coffee.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>As the day gets hectic, everyone can work<\/em><br \/>\n<em>at least until coffee break.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>My secretary comes in, &#8220;Strong, just like you like it.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Shoot, I just had one, but since it&#8217;s already made&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>A business lunch right near by <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sentier\">Sentier<\/a><\/em><br \/>\n<em>It&#8217;s beautiful day, yet I feel so stressed out.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>My colleagues have some fun, &#8220;Chill out, Ren\u00e9!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Have a good cigar and little coffee!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Once finished, my colleagues, worn out,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>call a taxi, but I just feel like jumping.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Running all over Paris, I see a little caf\u00e9<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I order a re-caffeinated decaf<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I get to the office, my secretary says to me,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;You&#8217;re a little late, I was getting worried!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I threw her through the window, she was asking for it!<\/em><br \/>\n<em>So, I had to go home, but first&#8230; a coffee.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Waiting for the subway, I&#8217;m attacked<\/em><br \/>\n<em>when this little old lady asks me, &#8220;Might you have the time?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I crack her head open and push her on the rails<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I head home and pour myself&#8230; well, you know.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Daddy, Daddy! I&#8217;m got the best grade in class!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Who the hell cares? Would you stop pissing me off?!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I start feeling sick in the kitchen, there&#8217;s a little bit of coffee left.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>That was a few days ago when I got sick<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I am alone in my kitchen drinking coffee<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I&#8217;ll need to sleep, the cops are on their way.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>So I nailed shut the door and am having another coffee.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>English Translation from <a href=\"http:\/\/lyricstranslate.com\">Lyrics Translate<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<img width=\"232\" height=\"350\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/10\/3855678982_22ca0d34bf_b-232x350.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image tmp-hide-img\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/10\/3855678982_22ca0d34bf_b-232x350.jpg 232w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/10\/3855678982_22ca0d34bf_b.jpg 680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><p>Music parody champion Weird Al is celebrated for his wit and ability to imitate songs in both a funny and clever way. The only problem is il ne chante pas en fran\u00e7ais (he doesn\u2019t sing in French)! Heureusement (luckily), there is un groupe fran\u00e7ais (a French group) that nicely fills the music comedy niche! 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