{"id":29187,"date":"2017-10-28T15:53:19","date_gmt":"2017-10-28T13:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/?p=29187"},"modified":"2017-11-15T18:42:55","modified_gmt":"2017-11-15T17:42:55","slug":"i-put-a-spell-on-you-all-your-favorite-hocus-pocus-moments-in-french","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/i-put-a-spell-on-you-all-your-favorite-hocus-pocus-moments-in-french\/","title":{"rendered":"I Put a Spell on You! All Your Favorite “Hocus Pocus” Moments in French"},"content":{"rendered":"

Halloween is right around the corner. Jack-o-lanterns are on front porches. Pretty leaves are on the ground and sidewalks. Last-minute costumes are being purchased. Blah, blah, blah, etc. etc. etc. There’s certainly something magical about this time of year, but everyone knows the true reason for the season is the 1993 classic film “Hocus Pocus. ”<\/p>\n

Despite its cult status today, it didn’t perform so well when it first came out. When it premiered in the theaters, it only grossed $39 million. Critics didn’t like it, either. Robert Ebert (of the famed Siskel and Ebert critics) wrote that, “Watching the movie is like attending a party you weren\u2019t invited to, and where you don\u2019t know anybody, and they\u2019re all in on a joke but won\u2019t explain it to you.” Okay.<\/p>\n

That all changed, though, when Disney purchased Fox Family Channel and turned it into ABC Family in 2002. In October, Disney’s\u00a0 ‘failed’ movie started showing up in the 13 Nights of Halloween specials. Executives noted that “Hocus Pocus” received a much higher viewer count than the rest of the movies in the lineup, and this year, there will be a full-day marathon on Halloween. Definitely a staple now.<\/p>\n

This popularity is found overseas, too. You can imagine my delight when a friend in France told me he’d loved watching the movie as a child, too. Today, we’re going to look at some of the best lines from the movie’s official French translations. The first line is the original English line in the movie followed by the French equivalent. Below that is the translation of the line.<\/p>\n

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\u00a0It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.
\nC’est de la blague, ces trucs magiques !
\n<\/strong>These magical things are a joke<\/em><\/p>\n

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Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!
\nRegardez, encore un matin radieux. \u00c7a me donne envie de vomir !
\n<\/strong>Look, another radiant morning. It makes me want to puke!<\/em><\/p>\n

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I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine!
\nQue mon pouvoir t’envo\u00fbtes … tu seras \u00e0 moi !
\n<\/strong>Let my power entice you…you’ll be mine!<\/em><\/p>\n

>>Want to hear the French version of the song? Click here<\/a>! Lyrics can be found here<\/a>.<<<\/em><\/p>\n

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Billy: Go to hell!
\nWinifred: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
\n-Va en enfer !
\n-J’en viens, merci ! <\/strong>J’ai trouv\u00e9 l’endroit fort agr\u00e9able.
\n<\/strong>-Go to hell!
\n-I just got back from there, thanks! I found the place very pleasant.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Winifred: Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!
\nSarah: Amok! Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok.
\n– La nuit d’Halloween est devenue une nuit de folie o\u00f9 les enfants sont d\u00e9guis\u00e9s, et tout le monde s’amuse !
\n-S’amuse ? S’amuse..s<\/strong>‘amuse..s’amuse!
\n<\/strong>-The night of Halloween has become a crazy night where gets are disguised and everyone has fun!
\n-Has fun? Has fun, has fun, has fun!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Allison: I like your costume, Dani.
\nDani: Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos? Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!
\n– Je trouve ton d\u00e9guisement g\u00e9nial, Dani.
\n-Merci ! Le tien est tr\u00e8s chouette aussi, bien s\u00fbr je ne peux en porter un pareil parce que j’ai pas de… tu appelles \u00e7a comment, Max ? AH…DES “RO PLO PLOS”. Max aime beaucoup tes “roploplos”.. je dirais m\u00eame qu’il les adore !
\n<\/strong>-I like your costume, Dani.
\n-Thanks! <\/em>Yours is great, too. Of course, I couldn’t wear one like that because I don’t have…what do you call them, Max? Ah, boobs. Max likes your boobs. I’d even say he adores them.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Winifred Sanderson: Why? Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?
\nSarah: Just lucky, I guess.
\n-Pourquoi ai-j’\u00e9t\u00e9 afflig\u00e9r de 2 soeurs aussi idiotes !
\n-Tu as encore de la chance !
\n<\/strong>-Why was I afflicted with 2 idiot sisters?
\n-You’re just lucky!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Sarah: What is this place?
\nMary: It reeks of children!
\nWinifred: It is a prison for children.
\n-Qu’est ce que c’est que ce b\u00e2timent?
\n– \u00c7a sent..les enfants !
\n-C’est une prison pour enfants.
\n<\/strong>-What is this building?
\n-It smells like children!
\n-It’s a prison for children.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Winifred: Well, tell me friend, what is this contraption?
\nBus Driver: I call it a bus.
\nWinifred: A bus. And its purpose?
\nBus Driver: To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most…forbidden desires.
\nWinifred: Well, fancy! We desire children.
\nBus Driver: Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.
\n-D\u00eetes-moi, cher, qu’est…Ce v\u00e9hicule ?
\n-Je crois que c’est un bus.
\n-\u00c0 quoi cela sert-il ?
\n-\u00c0 conduire des cr\u00e9atures de r\u00eaves comme vous \u00e0 la r\u00e9alisation de leurs plus…fabuleux d\u00e9sirs secrets !
\n-Ah ah ah ! <\/strong>Et bien..Vous allez rire…Nous d\u00e9sirons…des enfants.
\n-Ah, \u00e7a ne marchera peut-\u00eatre pas au 1er coup, mais je crois que \u00e7a va pas poser de probl\u00e8me.
\n<\/strong>-Tell me dear, what is this vehicle?
\n-I believe it’s a bus.
\n-What does it do?
\n-To drive dream creatures like you to their most…fabulous secret desires!
\n-Ah, well, you’re going to laugh…we desire…children.
\n-Ah, it might not work on the first try, but I don’t think it’ll be a problem.<\/p>\n

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Jay: Oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late?
\nWinifred: Chicks?
\n-Comment \u00e7a se fait que celles qui tra\u00eenent la nuit, c’est toujours des vielles laides ?
\n-Laides ?
\n<\/strong>-How come the ones who hang out at night are always the old ugly ones?
\n-Ugly?<\/em><\/p>\n

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Sarah: I am alive!
\nWinifred: Damn that boy, he’s tricked us again.
\nMary: Oh, you’re right, you’re always right.
\nWinifred: It’s my curse, that and you two! Get off me you thundering oafs!
\n-Je suis vivante !
\n-Enervant ce gar\u00e7on. Il nous a encore bern\u00e9 !
\n-Tu as toujours raison.
\n-C’est une mal\u00e9diction ! D’ailleurs..Vous en \u00eates une aussi ! <\/strong>Tirez-vous de l\u00e0, sinistres idiotes !!!
\n<\/strong>-I’m alive!
\n-This boy is so annoying – he’s deceived us again!
\n-You’re always right.
\n-It’s a curse! Incidentally…so are you! Get off me, sinister idiots!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Dani: You’re my kitty now. You’ll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you’ll only hunt mice for fun.
\nThackery Binx: You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.
\nDani: You betcha.
\n-Tu es mon petit chat maintenant… Tu auras du bon lait et du d\u00e9lice de thon tous les jours ! Les souris, tu les attraperas pour jouer.
\n-Tu vas me transformer en un de ces gros chats bien contents qui ne servent \u00e0 rien !
\n-Tu penses que oui ?
\n<\/strong>-You’re my little cat now. <\/em>You’ll have good milk and tuna delight every night! And you’ll only hunt mice for fun.
\n-You’re going to transform me into one of those fat, happy cats who do nothing!
\n-You think so?<\/em><\/p>\n

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Mary: It’s the chocolate covered finger of a man named Clark!
\nCe sont les doigts enrob\u00e9s de chocolat d’un homme qui s’appelait Cadburry
\n<\/strong>It’s the chocolate-covered fingers of a man named Cabdurry!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Any classic “Hocus Pocus” quote you’d love to learn in French?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"

Halloween is right around the corner. Jack-o-lanterns are on front porches. Pretty leaves are on the ground and sidewalks. Last-minute costumes are being purchased. Blah, blah, blah, etc. etc. etc. There’s certainly something magical about this time of year, but everyone knows the true reason for the season is the 1993 classic film “Hocus Pocus…<\/p>\n

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