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Predating the Columbine Massacre by more than 200 years, the French “Jacobins<\/em>” revolutionaries, noted for their infamously unrestrained “humour noir<\/em>” on a massive scale, may have called this grisly game “Bowling for Guillotine<\/em>” (read ‘Bowling for Guy-o-Thai-ne’…)<\/strong><\/p>\n Note that it’s a “darkness” of humor that casts a charming contrast with their presumed\u00a0“Lumi\u00e8res<\/em>” (<\/a><\/strong>“Enlightenment”)<\/a>!<\/strong><\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n Since there’s no specific\u00a0recette <\/em><\/strong>(recipee) to make a joke “\u00e0-l’humour-noir<\/em><\/strong>“, here are a few French samples—\u00e0\u00a0deguster avec moderation<\/em><\/strong>(To savor with moderation)!<\/strong><\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n C’est un type qui croise un de ses copains dans la rue<\/em><\/strong>(A guy runs into one of his friends on the street.) – Oh non ! Qu’est-ce qu’elle avait ?<\/em><\/strong>(Oh no! What did she have?)<\/p>\n – Bof, trois fois rien: une table, un buffet…<\/em><\/strong>(Bof, nothing much really: Just a table, a sideboard…)<\/p>\n * * *<\/strong><\/p>\n You sure do remember Titanic (or Mozinor’s\u00a0Titanic Park<\/em><\/a>!), non<\/em>?<\/strong><\/p>\n Question: Pourquoi lorsque le bateau coule<\/strong><\/em>(Why is it that whenever a boat is sinking), <\/em>on crie ” les femmes et les enfants d’abord”?<\/em><\/strong>(People yell: “Women and children first”?) * * *<\/p>\n Un gars va chez son m\u00e9decin<\/em><\/strong>(A guy goes to see the doctor): \n – <\/em>Oh non ?! Ne me dites pas \u00e7a… Combien de temps me reste-t-il ?<\/em><\/strong>(Oh no, don’t tell me this… How long do I still have to live?) – 10… <\/em><\/p>\n – 10 ? dix quoi ? <\/strong>(10? Ten what?) 10 mois ? 10 semaines ? 10 quoi ?!<\/strong>(10 months? 10 weeks? 10 what?!)<\/p>\n – 10…9….8….7…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n * * *<\/strong><\/p>\n – J’ai un copain qui a un boulot formidable<\/em><\/strong>(I’ve got a friend who has\u00a0a\u00a0great job),\u00a0il a au moins cinq mille personnes en dessous de lui !<\/em><\/strong>(He’s got at least five thousand people under him!)<\/p>\n – Ah oui, qu’est-ce qu’il fait ?<\/em><\/strong>(Oh yeah, what does he do?)<\/p>\n – Il tond le gazon dans un cimeti\u00e8re…<\/em><\/strong>(He mows a cemetery lawn…)<\/p>\n *<\/p>\n “Cemetery”—and other “voie sans issue<\/em>” (cul-de-sac<\/em>)roadsigns<\/strong><\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n – Maman, maman, grand-m\u00e8re m’a mordue !<\/em><\/strong> (Mom, mom, grandma bit me!) * * *<\/p>\n \n A refreshing “noir<\/em>” remedy to our overly\u00a0politiquement correct <\/em>times: <\/strong><\/p>\n French Surrealist Andr\u00e9 Breton quotes Poe, Swift, Baudelaire, Kafka, and others, in his “Anthologie de l’humour noir<\/a><\/em>” <\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Gar\u00e7on! French Dark Sense of Humor, S’il vous plait. Take a tad bit of unbridled\u00a0cynisme (cynicism), a little dose of the desperately\u00a0tragique, mix up with un soup\u00e7on (a hint)of the morbidly discomforting, preferablyverging onthe edge of the\u00a0macabre, or any social “taboo” flavor that tickles your fancy, and you may very well end up with what…<\/p>\n
\n– Tiens, Albert, \u00e7a va ?<\/em><\/strong>(Hey, Albert, how are you?)
\n– Ben, figure-toi que ma belle-m\u00e8re est morte, la semaine derni\u00e8re…<\/em><\/strong>(Well, can you imagine that my mother-in-law died last week…)<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/27.media.tumblr.com\/5Gq7BCZc5nzmccc3NrIploOPo1_500.jpg\")
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\nR\u00e9ponse:\u00a0Parce qu’apr\u00e8s, les requins n’ont plus faim…<\/em><\/strong>(Answer: Because\u00a0after that, the sharks are not hungry anymore…)<\/p>\n
\n– J’ai bien peur d’avoir de mauvaises nouvelles pour vous, monsieur<\/em><\/strong>… <\/em>(I’m afraid I have bad news for you, sir)Vous \u00eates en train de mourir<\/em><\/strong>(You are dying.)<\/p>\n
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\n– <\/em>C’est bien fait. Je t’avais bien dit de pas t’approcher de la cage <\/em><\/strong> (Good for you. I already told you not to get close to the cage!)<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/french\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/01\/5Gq7BCZc5nzmccc3NrIploOPo1_500-326x350.jpg\")