{"id":11534,"date":"2020-03-12T19:26:15","date_gmt":"2020-03-12T19:26:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/?p=11534"},"modified":"2020-04-15T09:56:33","modified_gmt":"2020-04-15T09:56:33","slug":"untranslatable-words-die-konfirmandenblase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/untranslatable-words-die-konfirmandenblase\/","title":{"rendered":"Untranslatable Words: Die Konfirmandenblase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you have to go to the bathroom\u00a0<em>a lot<\/em>?\u00a0 Looks like you may have a\u00a0<em>Konfirmandenblase<\/em>&#8230; A what? Let&#8217;s look at this untranslatable classic today!<\/p>\n<h2><strong>What does\u00a0<em>Konfirmandenblase <\/em>mean?<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>https:\/\/youtu.be\/3ATLej-1WW0?t=1178<\/p>\n<p>A <em>Konfirmandenblase <\/em>refers to a weak bladder, somebody that has to go to the toilet a lot. Other similar words referring to the same are &#8220;Sextanerblase&#8221; (&#8220;Sexta pupil bladder&#8221;, an old word for 5th grade in Germany was <em>Sexta<\/em>) and &#8220;Pionierblase&#8221; (&#8220;pioneer bladder&#8221;). All three of these terms mean the same thing.<\/p>\n<h2><strong>What would be a literal translation of <em>Konfirmandenblase<\/em>?<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div id=\"attachment_11536\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone post-item__attachment\"><a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/mdZq_LIl2zw\" aria-label=\"Bathroom Konfirmandenblase Weak Bladder 1024x420\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11536\" class=\"size-large wp-image-11536\"  alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"420\" \/ src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/bathroom-konfirmandenblase-weak-bladder-1024x420.jpeg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/bathroom-konfirmandenblase-weak-bladder-1024x420.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/bathroom-konfirmandenblase-weak-bladder-350x143.jpeg 350w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/bathroom-konfirmandenblase-weak-bladder-768x315.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/bathroom-konfirmandenblase-weak-bladder.jpeg 1347w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11536\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image by Robert Thiemann at Unsplash.com<\/p><\/div>\n<p><em>Konfirmandenblase <\/em>literally means &#8220;Confirmand bladder&#8221;. Confirmand? Somebody that is doing their Church\u00a0<em>Konfirmation<\/em> (Confirmation)? Yes. Weird, right?<\/p>\n<p>But why is it related to this? It looks like it may come from how <em>langweilig <\/em>(boring) the <em>Konfirmationsunterricht\u00a0<\/em>(Confirmation lessons) were, and because of\u00a0<em>Langeweile\u00a0<\/em>(boredom), the teens just wanted to escape it often &#8211; which looks like they have a real weak bladder!<\/p>\n<p>And so this word is also related to copping out of an event, especially because it is not very\u00a0<em>spannend\u00a0<\/em>(interesting).<\/p>\n<h2><strong>How would you use\u00a0<em>Konfirmandenblase<\/em> in a sentence?<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><em>Du musst schon wieder auf Toilette gehen?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Tja, ich habe wohl eine Konfirmandenblase!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(You have to go the bathroom again?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Well, looks like I have a Confirmand bladder!)<\/p>\n<h2><strong>What is the nearest English equivalent of\u00a0<em>Konfirmandenblase<\/em>?<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>There is no such thing as a &#8220;Confirmation bladder&#8221; in English. Perhaps there, the\u00a0<em>Konfirmationsunterricht\u00a0<\/em>was never that\u00a0<em>langweilig<\/em>! I&#8217;ve seen an expression somewhere of a &#8220;Chinese bladder&#8221;, but I could not find much on that nor have I heard that in the wild before. If you have, or know an equivalent, please let me know in the comments below!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Have you heard of the <em>Konfirmandenblase<\/em>? Does your language have an equivalent or similar term? Let me know in the comments below!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<img width=\"350\" height=\"143\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/bathroom-konfirmandenblase-weak-bladder-350x143.jpeg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/bathroom-konfirmandenblase-weak-bladder-350x143.jpeg 350w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/bathroom-konfirmandenblase-weak-bladder-1024x420.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/bathroom-konfirmandenblase-weak-bladder-768x315.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/03\/bathroom-konfirmandenblase-weak-bladder.jpeg 1347w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><p>Do you have to go to the bathroom\u00a0a lot?\u00a0 Looks like you may have a\u00a0Konfirmandenblase&#8230; A what? Let&#8217;s look at this untranslatable classic today! What does\u00a0Konfirmandenblase mean? https:\/\/youtu.be\/3ATLej-1WW0?t=1178 A Konfirmandenblase refers to a weak bladder, somebody that has to go to the toilet a lot. Other similar words referring to the same are &#8220;Sextanerblase&#8221; (&#8220;Sexta&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"post-item__readmore\"><a class=\"btn btn--md\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/untranslatable-words-die-konfirmandenblase\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":110,"featured_media":11536,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":""},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[95131,3879,445003,337679],"class_list":["post-11534","post","type-post","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-culture","category-language","tag-german-language","tag-religion","tag-untranslatable","tag-untranslatable-german"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/110"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11534"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13212,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11534\/revisions\/13212"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/german\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}