{"id":2435,"date":"2011-01-03T20:00:46","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T00:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/?p=2435"},"modified":"2011-01-03T20:00:46","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T00:00:46","slug":"humor-in-english-a-car-crash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/2011\/01\/03\/humor-in-english-a-car-crash\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor in English: A Car Crash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Hey, there, how&#8217;s it going?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00c9 sempre bom nos divertirmos enquanto aprendemos e hoje trago uma hist\u00f3ria bem divertida sobre um acidente de carro. As palavras e express\u00f5es mais dif\u00edceis foram traduzidas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>A Car Crash<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It&#8217;s impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however. They both get out. One is a doctor, one is a lawyer.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The lawyer calls the police on his car phone; they&#8217;ll be there in 20 minutes. It&#8217;s cold and damp, and both men are shaken up.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it away.&#8221;Aren&#8217;t you going to have a drink?&#8221; the doctor asked.&#8221;AFTER the police get here,&#8221; replies the lawyer.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vocabul\u00e1rio<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>middle of nowhere<\/em> &#8211; no meio do nada<br \/>\n<em>slightly <\/em>&#8211; um pouco, de leve<br \/>\n<em>a fair amount<\/em> &#8211; uma boa quantidade<br \/>\n<em>damage <\/em>&#8211; dano, estrago<br \/>\n<em>although <\/em>&#8211; embora<br \/>\n<em>to assess <\/em>&#8211; avaliar, medir<br \/>\n<em>blame <\/em>&#8211; culpa<br \/>\n<em>either <\/em>&#8211; ou um ou outro<br \/>\n<em>however <\/em>&#8211; por\u00e9m<br \/>\n<em>damp <\/em>&#8211; \u00famido<br \/>\n<em>shaken up<\/em> &#8211; abalado<br \/>\n<em>brandy <\/em>&#8211; aguardente<br \/>\n<em>flask <\/em>&#8211; frasco<br \/>\n<em>hand back<\/em> &#8211; devolver<br \/>\n<em>put away<\/em> &#8211; guardar<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, there, how&#8217;s it going? \u00c9 sempre bom nos divertirmos enquanto aprendemos e hoje trago uma hist\u00f3ria bem divertida sobre um acidente de carro. As palavras e express\u00f5es mais dif\u00edceis foram traduzidas. A Car Crash Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"post-item__readmore\"><a class=\"btn btn--md\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/2011\/01\/03\/humor-in-english-a-car-crash\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":""},"categories":[224675],"tags":[225876],"class_list":["post-2435","post","type-post","status-publish","hentry","category-iniciante","tag-artigos-cultura"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}