Hey, hoje \u00e9 quinta-feira, t\u00e1 chegando o fim de semana e que tal uma hist\u00f3ria divertida para come\u00e7ar?<\/p>\n
Good Health<\/strong> (Boa Sa\u00fade)<\/p>\n One day an older fellow was in for a checkup. After his examination, his doctor was amazed. “Holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in the greatest shape of any 64 year old I have ever examined!”<\/em> (Um dia um senhor mais velho foi fazer um exame de rotina. Depois do seu exame, seu m\u00e9dico ficou surpreso. “Puxa vida! Sr. Edwards, devo dizer que o senhor est\u00e1 em melhor forma do que qualquer pessoa de 64 anos que eu j\u00e1 examinei!”)<\/p>\n “Did I say I was 64?”<\/em> (“Eu disse que tenho 64 anos?”)<\/p>\n “Well, no, did I read your chart wrong?”<\/em> (“Bem, n\u00e3o, ser\u00e1 que li seu prontu\u00e1rio errado?”)<\/p>\n “Damn straight you did! I am 85!” <\/em>(“Com certeza que leu! Tenho 85!”)<\/p>\n “85! Unbelievable! You would be in great shape if you were 25! How old was your father when he died?”<\/em> (“85! Inacredit\u00e1vel! O senhor estaria em \u00f3tima forma se tivesse 25 anos! Quantos anos tinha seu pai quando morreu?”)<\/p>\n “Did I say he was dead?”<\/em> (“Eu disse que ele morreu?”)<\/p>\n “You mean …?”<\/em> (“Quer dizer que…?”)<\/p>\n “Damn straight! He is 106 and going strong!”<\/em> (“\u00c9 isso a\u00ed! Ele est\u00e1 com 106 e ainda forte!”)<\/p>\n “My Lord! What a healthy family you must come from! How long did your grandfather live?”<\/em> (“Meu Deus! O senhor deve vir de uma fam\u00edlia muito saud\u00e1vel! Quando tempo seu av\u00f4 viveu?”)<\/p>\n “Did I say he was dead?”<\/em> (“Eu disse que ele morreu?”)<\/p>\n “No! You can’t mean …”<\/em> (“N\u00e3o! O senhor n\u00e3o quer dizer que…”)<\/p>\n “Damn straight! He is 126, and getting married next week!” <\/em>(“\u00c9 isso a\u00ed! Ele est\u00e1 com 126 e vai se casar na semana que vem!”)<\/p>\n “126! Truly amazing, Mr. Edwards. But, uh, I wouldn’t think a man would want to get married at that age?”<\/em> (“126! Realmente impressionante, Sr. Edwards. Mas, uh, eu n\u00e3o acho que um homem vai querer se casar com essa idade?”)<\/p>\n “Did I say he wanted to get married …?”<\/em> (“Eu falei que ele queria se casar…?”)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hey, hoje \u00e9 quinta-feira, t\u00e1 chegando o fim de semana e que tal uma hist\u00f3ria divertida para come\u00e7ar? Good Health (Boa Sa\u00fade) One day an older fellow was in for a checkup. After his examination, his doctor was amazed. “Holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in the greatest shape of any…<\/p>\n