{"id":4154,"date":"2011-12-14T12:39:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T16:39:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/?p=4154"},"modified":"2011-12-14T12:39:37","modified_gmt":"2011-12-14T16:39:37","slug":"humor-in-english-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/2011\/12\/14\/humor-in-english-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor in English!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hi, there!<\/em> Vamos aprender um pouco de ingl\u00eas e nos divertirmos tamb\u00e9m? Leia as seguintes hist\u00f3rias com a sua tradu\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

Time to move<\/strong>
\nHora de se mudar<\/p>\n

Approaching eighty-five years of age, Mrs. Wells finally decided it was time to give up her home in North Carolina and move to Miami.<\/em>
\nChegando aos oitenta e cinco anos de idade, a senhora Wells finalmente decidiu deixar sua casa na Carolina do Norte e se mudar para Miami.<\/p>\n

She was given the name of a Florida realtor, who enthusiastically drove her all over Miami, extolling the virtues of every apartment they looked at.<\/em>
\nDeram-lhe o nome de um agente imobili\u00e1rio da Fl\u00f3rida, que entusiasticamente a levou de carro por toda Miami, exaltando as virtudes de todo apartamento que eles olhavam.<\/p>\n

“And this one, what a steal, ” he said, “the investment of a lifetime. Why, in ten years it’s going be worth three times as much!”<\/em>
\n“E esse aqui, que barganha,” ele disse, “o investimento de uma vida. Ora, em dez anos vai valer tr\u00eas vezes mais!”<\/p>\n

“Sonny,” interrupted Mrs. Wells, “at my age I don’t even buy green bananas.”<\/em>
\n“Meu filho,” interrompeu a senhora Wells, “na minha idade eu n\u00e3o compro nem banana verde.”<\/p>\n

I’ve had a course in first aid<\/strong>
\nFiz um curso de primeiros socorros<\/p>\n

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him.<\/em>
\nEstava um dia quente e abafado e um homem desmaiou no meio de um cruzamento cheio de carros. O tr\u00e2nsito ficou parado em todas as dire\u00e7\u00f5es e uma mulher correu para ajud\u00e1-lo.<\/p>\n

When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd pushed her aside, and said, “It’s all right honey, I’ve had a course in first aid”<\/em>
\nQuando ela se ajoelhou para afrouxar a gola da sua camisa, um homem apareceu da multid\u00e3o, empurrou-a para o lado e disse, “Tudo bem, querida, eu fiz um curso de primeiros socorros.”<\/p>\n

The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man’s pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration.<\/em>
\nA mulher se levantou e observou enquanto ele tomava o pulso do doente e se preparava para fazer respira\u00e7\u00e3o boca-a-boca.<\/p>\n

At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said:<\/em>
\nNesse momento ela bateu em seu ombro e disse:<\/p>\n

“When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m already here, ok?”<\/em>
\n“Quando for para chamar o m\u00e9dico, j\u00e1 estou aqui, ok?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hi, there! Vamos aprender um pouco de ingl\u00eas e nos divertirmos tamb\u00e9m? Leia as seguintes hist\u00f3rias com a sua tradu\u00e7\u00e3o. Time to move Hora de se mudar Approaching eighty-five years of age, Mrs. Wells finally decided it was time to give up her home in North Carolina and move to Miami. Chegando aos oitenta e…<\/p>\n

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