{"id":5807,"date":"2012-10-01T11:00:41","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T11:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/?p=5807"},"modified":"2012-09-27T18:19:24","modified_gmt":"2012-09-27T18:19:24","slug":"vai-um-pouquinho-de-humor-ai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/ingles\/2012\/10\/01\/vai-um-pouquinho-de-humor-ai\/","title":{"rendered":"Vai um pouquinho de humor a\u00ed?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Hello, there!<\/em><\/p>\n

Hoje \u00e9 segunda-feira e vamos come\u00e7ar a semana com um pouco de humor em ingl\u00eas. Abaixo voc\u00ea tem dois pequenos textos humor\u00edsticos com a tradu\u00e7\u00e3o das palavras e express\u00f5es mais dif\u00edceis, ok?<\/p>\n

Are you ready? Let’s go for it!<\/p>\n

1. Saddest story ever!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. <\/em><\/p>\n

After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.<\/em><\/p>\n

Bill said to Jim and Scott, “Let’s break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.”<\/em><\/p>\n

At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.<\/em><\/p>\n

“I will tell my saddest story first,” he said. “I left the room key in the car!”<\/em><\/p>\n

to share – compartilhar, dividir
\n75-story – (edif\u00edcio) de 75 andares
\nflights of stairs – lances de escada
\nunpleasant task -tarefa desagrad\u00e1vel
\ntell jokes – contar piadas<\/p>\n

2. Somebody Under it<\/strong><\/p>\n

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I’m going crazy!”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Just put yourself in my hands for two years,” said the shrink. “Come to me three times a week, and I’ll cure your fears.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“How much do you charge?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“A hundred dollars per visit.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“I’ll sleep on it,” said Shakey.<\/em><\/p>\n

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. “Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?” asked the psychiatrist.<\/em><\/p>\n

“For a hundred buck’s a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Is that so! How?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!”<\/em><\/p>\n

get into bed – deitar-se
\nyou gotta – voc\u00ea tem que
\ngo crazy – ficar louco
\nshrink – psic\u00f3logo, psiquiatra
\ncharge – cobrar
\nI’ll sleep on it. – Vou pensar no caso.
\nbucks – d\u00f3lares
\nIs that so! – Ah \u00e9?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"

Hello, there! Hoje \u00e9 segunda-feira e vamos come\u00e7ar a semana com um pouco de humor em ingl\u00eas. Abaixo voc\u00ea tem dois pequenos textos humor\u00edsticos com a tradu\u00e7\u00e3o das palavras e express\u00f5es mais dif\u00edceis, ok? Are you ready? Let’s go for it! 1. Saddest story ever! Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and…<\/p>\n

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