{"id":13717,"date":"2017-03-29T09:00:49","date_gmt":"2017-03-29T07:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/italian\/?p=13717"},"modified":"2017-03-28T21:50:12","modified_gmt":"2017-03-28T19:50:12","slug":"avvisi-divertenti-ai-padroni-maleducati-di-cani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/italian\/avvisi-divertenti-ai-padroni-maleducati-di-cani\/","title":{"rendered":"Avvisi Divertenti – Ai Padroni Maleducati Di Cani"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wandering around the back streets of <\/span>romantic <\/span>Verona<\/span> I spotted a notice<\/span> which seemed to express the innate poetry of the Italian soul:<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Dear Bubi,
\nWe note, with pleasure, that your
\norganism expresses itself with
\ndaily regularity right here
\nin front (of our house<\/i>).<\/span><\/p>\n

We would like he who holds
\nyour lead, to become aware
\nof the inconvenience which this can cause.<\/span><\/p>\n

In the hope that your biological rhythms
\ndon’t suffer variations,
\nbut that those of your owner DO.<\/span><\/p>\n

Kind regards from<\/span><\/p>\n

A.G. lover of animals …<\/i><\/p>\n

a bit less so of humans.<\/i><\/p>\n

Ahh, la dolce lingua<\/strong> … here’s another one, this time a bit more to the point:<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

The owner of the dog that
\nhabitually leaves its “excret<\/span>a<\/span>” in <\/span>the middle of the
\nroad in <\/span>front of number <\/span>from 12 onwards<\/i><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>is asked to <\/span>take care of<\/span> it
\notherwise <\/span>they<\/span> will be reported<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

(He\/she has been seen and recognised).<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

… now for a bit of minimalist poetry:<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Terry, Terry<\/b>
\nwhy do you crap
\non this terrain?<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

the poet next door<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

This next one remains ‘polite’ whilst clearly expressing an opinion about the provenance of certain dog owners!:<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Notice to Dog Owners<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

We advise you to pick up
\nyour dogs’ faeces
\n<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

They could be useful to you as
\nphotographs for you
\nidentity documents<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Here, a group of residents give selfish dog owners a piece of their mind:<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

ATTENTION<\/b><\/p>\n

– considering that dogs aren’t allowed
\non the cycle path …….<\/b><\/p>\n

– considering that there are small children who
\nplay on the ground<\/b><\/p>\n

– considering that families eat in the
\ngardens of these apartment blocks<\/b><\/p>\n

COULD YOU MAKE YOUR
\nDOG CRAP
\nIN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE!!!<\/b><\/p>\n

Thank you<\/b><\/p>\n

The residents!!!<\/b><\/p>\n

… and finally, a new game:<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

YOU TOO CAN PLAY<\/span><\/p>\n

JUMP<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

THE<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

SHIT<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

A FUN PASTIME
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

KINDLY OFFERED BY<\/span><\/p>\n

IGNORANT OWNERS<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

OF <\/span><\/p>\n

AFFECTIONATE LITTLE DOGS<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Next time, we’ll have a look at avvisi divertenti <\/b>(amusing notices) spotted in shops. A presto!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"

Wandering around the back streets of romantic Verona I spotted a notice which seemed to express the innate poetry of the Italian soul: Dear Bubi, We note, with pleasure, that your organism expresses itself with daily regularity right here in front (of our house). We would like he who holds your lead, to become aware…<\/p>\n

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