{"id":15902,"date":"2018-03-14T10:00:27","date_gmt":"2018-03-14T09:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/italian\/?p=15902"},"modified":"2018-03-13T10:51:13","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T09:51:13","slug":"the-archbishop-of-constantinople","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/italian\/the-archbishop-of-constantinople\/","title":{"rendered":"The Archbishop Of Constantinople"},"content":{"rendered":"

Would you like to improve your Italian pronunciation? Master the following scioglilingua<\/strong> and you’ll soon be speaking like a native!<\/span><\/p>\n

Here’s the first scioglilingua<\/strong> (tongue-twister) that I taught Geoff many years ago:
\nSopra la panca la capra campa, sotto la panca la capra crepa<\/strong>
\nAbove the bench the goat lives, below the bench the goat dies.<\/p>\n

Not too difficult, vero<\/strong>? Well, some people find it quite a challenge. Watch this video:<\/p>\n

https:\/\/youtu.be\/aRqugyFGdqc<\/p>\n

Here’s another piece of philosophical nonsense:<\/p>\n

Andavo a Lione cogliendo cotone, tornavo correndo cotone cogliendo.<\/strong>
\nI went to Lyon picking cotton, I came back running cotton picking.<\/p>\n

Cogliendo cotone<\/strong> is designed to catch you out because if you repeat it several times at a rapid rate you’re likely to end up facendo una figuraccia<\/strong> (making a fool of yourself) by saying the word ‘coglione<\/strong>‘!<\/p>\n

Now here’s my personal favourite. I love it because it’s so musical, going round and round in circles like una filastrocca<\/strong> (a nursery rhyme):<\/p>\n

Apelle figlio d’Apollo fece una palla di pelle di pollo, tutti i pesci vennero a galla per vedere la palla di pelle di pollo fatta da Apelle figlio d’Apollo<\/strong>
\nApelle son of Apollo made a ball from chicken skin, all the fish came to the surface to see the ball of chicken skin made by Apelle son of Apollo<\/p>\n

Deep, eh?<\/p>\n

Here are two more scioglilingua<\/strong>. These play with the ‘tr’ sound, which is much trickier for my poor tongue:<\/p>\n

Tre tigri contro tre tigri<\/strong>
\nThree tigers versus three tigers<\/p>\n

Trentatr\u00e8 Trentini entrarono dentro Trento tutti e trentatr\u00e8 trotterellando<\/strong>
\nThirty three people from Trento entered into Trento all thirty three trotting along<\/p>\n

Theoretically, the following scioglilingua<\/strong> should be pretty easy for me as it uses my name! However, I always stumble on the final word:<\/p>\n

Se oggi seren non \u00e8 doman seren sar\u00e0 se non sar\u00e0 seren si rasserener\u00e0<\/strong>
\nIf today isn’t serene it will be serene\u00a0tomorrow if it isn’t serene it will become serene<\/p>\n

But all of the above was really just the warm up … now it’s time for the grand finale … roll of drums …<\/p>\n

Se l’arcivescovo di Costantinopoli si disarcivescoviscostantinopolizzasse, vi disarcivescoviscostantinopolizzereste voi come si \u00e8 disarcivescoviscostantinopolizzato l’arcivescovo di Costantinopoli?<\/strong>
\nIf the archbishop of Constantinople were to resign from being the archbishop of Constantinople, would you resign from being the archbishop of Constantinople like the archbishop of Constantinople resigned from being the archbishop of Constantinople?<\/p>\n

Allora, ti si \u00e8 sciolta la lingua?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Would you like to improve your Italian pronunciation? Master the following scioglilingua and you’ll soon be speaking like a native! Here’s the first scioglilingua (tongue-twister) that I taught Geoff many years ago: Sopra la panca la capra campa, sotto la panca la capra crepa Above the bench the goat lives, below the bench the goat…<\/p>\n

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