{"id":6067,"date":"2014-05-28T09:42:27","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T09:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/italian\/?p=6067"},"modified":"2014-05-28T13:28:48","modified_gmt":"2014-05-28T13:28:48","slug":"a-very-typical-italian-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/italian\/a-very-typical-italian-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"A Very Typical Italian Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"

Uncle Luciano loves telling jokes, and every time we go out to the restaurant with him he manages to come up with some new ones. Here\u2019s a joke that is very typically Italian as it uses for its theme marital fidelity and religion:<\/p>\n

Due uomini sono morti e si trovano all\u2019ingresso del Paradiso, davanti a San Pietro per essere giudicati. San Pietro si rivolge al primo uomo e gli chiede: \u201cHai mai tradito tua moglie?\u201d
<\/strong>Two men die and find themselves before Saint Peter to be judged at the gates of Paradise. Saint Peter turns to the first man and asks him: \u201cHave you ever betrayed your wife?\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

Il primo uomo risponde: \u201cNo, mai!\u201d
<\/strong>The first man replies: \u201cNo never\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

San Pietro, avvicinandoglisi un po\u2019 di pi\u00f9, dice: \u201cNe sei proprio sicuro?\u201d
<\/strong>Moving a bit closer, Saint Peter says: \u201cAre you really sure?\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

L\u2019uomo, esitando, confessa: \u201cBeh, veramente \u2026 forse \u2026 una volta sola\u201d
<\/strong>Hesitating, the man confesses: \u201cWell actually \u2026 maybe \u2026 just one time\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

A questo punto San Pietro gli d\u00e0 un paio di chiavi dicendo: \u201cVisto che hai tradito tua moglie una volta sola hai diritto ad una Fiat Panda per andare in giro per il Paradiso. Eccoti le chiavi\u201d
<\/strong>At this point Saint Peter gives him a set of keys saying: \u201cSeeing that you only betrayed your wife once you have the right to a Fiat Panda to drive around Paradise in. Here are the keys\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

Il primo uomo prende le chiavi e se ne va via con la sua Panda.
<\/strong>The first man takes the keys and sets off in his Panda. <\/font><\/p>\n

\"salvataggio-anime-colored\"<\/a><\/p>\n

San Pietro rivolge la stessa domanda al secondo uomo: \u201cHai mai tradito tua moglie?\u201d
<\/strong>Saint Peter asks the same question to the second man: \u201cHave you ever betrayed your wife?\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

Il secondo uomo risponde fermamente: \u201cNo, mai! Le sono sempre stato fedelissimo!\u201d
<\/strong>The second man replies firmly: \u201cNo never! I\u2019ve always been completely faithful to her!\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

San Pietro, soddisfatto, gli dice: \u201cVa bene, visto che non hai mai tradito tua moglie tu hai diritto alla Ferrari. Eccoti le chiavi\u201d
<\/strong>Satisfied, Saint Peter says to him: \u201cOkay, seeing as you\u2019ve never betrayed your wife you have the right to a Ferrari. Here are your keys\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

Il secondo uomo tutto contento se ne va via con la Ferrari.
<\/strong>The second man very happily sets off in his Ferrari.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"porta-stretta\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Passa un po\u2019 di tempo, il primo uomo mentre va in giro con la propria Panda ogni tanto incrocia la Ferrari che sfreccia veloce per il Paradiso. Un giorno vede la Ferrari ferma in un parcheggio, e il suo proprietario in piedi appoggiato alla macchina che piange sconsolato. Gli si avvicina e gli chiede: \u201cPerch\u00e9 piangi, tu che sei qua in Paradiso e hai addirittura la Ferrari?\u201d
<\/strong>A bit of time passes, every now and then, as he drives around in his Panda, the first man passes the Ferrari speeding around Paradise. One day he sees the Ferrari standing in a car park, and its owner leaning against it crying disconsolately.. He goes up to him and asks: \u201cWhy are you crying, you\u2019re here in Paradise and you\u2019ve even got a Ferrari?\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n

L\u2019uomo con la Ferrari scuotendo la testa gli risponde: \u201cPerch\u00e9 poco fa ho incrociato mia moglie \u2026 era su una bicicletta!\u201d
<\/strong>Shaking his head, the man with the Ferrari replies: \u201cBecause I just passed my wife \u2026 and she was riding a bicycle!\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"

Uncle Luciano loves telling jokes, and every time we go out to the restaurant with him he manages to come up with some new ones. Here\u2019s a joke that is very typically Italian as it uses for its theme marital fidelity and religion: Due uomini sono morti e si trovano all\u2019ingresso del Paradiso, davanti a…<\/p>\n

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