{"id":6132,"date":"2014-06-03T08:40:32","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T08:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/italian\/?p=6132"},"modified":"2014-06-03T10:44:03","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T10:44:03","slug":"let-it-go-made-in-italy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/italian\/let-it-go-made-in-italy\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Let It Go’ Made in Italy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay, let\u2019s get something straight, no one does romantic better than the Italians, punto e basta! So, take the super romantic Academy Award winning song \u201cLet it Go\u201d from Disney\u2019s Frozen, sing it in Italian with a few \u2018small modifications\u2019 to the lyrics, and you\u2019re onto a winner.<\/p>\n

\u2018Let it Go\u2019 has been translated into 25 languages under various different titles. Here\u2019s the best version of all time, with my translation into English:<\/p>\n

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All\u2019Alba Mi Depiler\u00f2<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

La neve che cada sopra di me
non mi fa vedere niente
Ho sbandato con la Panda
sono una \u2026 deficiente <\/font><\/p>\n

Sono uscita di casa per la spesa con la lista
ma devo pass\u00e0 ancora dall\u2019estetista<\/font><\/p>\n

Io ho provato ogni magia
ma ho le gambe come mia zia
cos\u00ec non va me devo sbrigaaa
a prenotaaa<\/font><\/p>\n

D\u2019ora in poi mi raser\u00f2
con il silk-epil per un po\u2019
taglier\u00f2 quel che c\u2019ho
e da oggi rimorchier\u00f2<\/font><\/p>\n

Ho sbagliato
con quella lametta
sulle mie gambe ormai
c\u2019ho na barba maledetta<\/font><\/p>\n

Dopo le feste, e specie dopo Natale
ritorno a gennaio che me sembro un maiale
I panettoni con i pandori ho la pancia che sembro quasi un pony
nessun cibo pi\u00f9 per me \u2026 perch\u00e9 \u2026<\/font><\/p>\n

d\u2019ora in poi mi metter\u00f2 a dieta per un po\u2019
insalata \u2026 addominali
a colazione con i cereali
se questo qui \u2026 \u00e8 il mio posto
pensa che orge fino Agosto<\/font><\/p>\n

Ora che vivo sola devo pagare da me
senza mia madre qua almeno potr\u00f2 tornare alle tre
stiamo pure a fine mese per di pi\u00f9
mi deve venire il ciclo
e sono gonfia come uno gnuuuu
uuuaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii<\/font><\/p>\n

io lo so \u2026 s\u00ec lo so
come Belen diventer\u00f2
perch\u00e9 poi \u2026 perch\u00e9 poi \u2026
un maschio chiaver\u00f2
guarda come sono figa io
ho grande virt\u00f9\u00f9\u00f9\u00f9
Adesso condividi il video pure tu!!<\/font><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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guarda come sono figa io<\/font><\/em><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n


I\u2019ll Wax Myself at Dawn<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

The snow that falls upon me
doesn\u2019t let me see anything
I skidded with the Panda
I\u2019m a \u2026 moron<\/font><\/p>\n

I left home with the shopping list
but I\u2019ve still got to go by the beautician<\/font><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve tried every magic formula
but I\u2019ve got legs like my aunt\u2019s
that\u2019s not good I\u2019ve got to hurry
and make an appointment<\/font><\/p>\n

From now on I\u2019ll shave myself
with the silk-epil for a while
I\u2019ll cut what I\u2019ve got
and from today I\u2019ll pull men<\/font><\/p>\n

I made a mistake
with that blade
now my legs
have got a damned beard<\/font><\/p>\n

After the holidays, and especially Christmas
January comes round and I look like a pig
panettoni and pandori my stomach makes me almost look like a pony
no more food for me \u2026 because<\/font><\/p>\n

From now on I\u2019m going to diet for a while
salad \u2026 sit-ups
cereal for breakfast
if this is my place here
just think what orgies I\u2019ll have until August<\/font><\/p>\n

Now that I live alone I\u2019ve got to pay for myself
without my mother here at least I can come home at 3 in the morning
what\u2019s more we\u2019re at the end of the month
my period is coming
and I\u2019m inflated like a gnuuuu
uuuaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii<\/font><\/p>\n

I know \u2026 I know \u2026
I\u2019ll be like Belen
and then \u2026 and then \u2026
I\u2019ll screw a man
look how hot I am
I\u2019ve got great virtues
Now it\u2019s time for you to share this video<\/font><\/p>\n

N.B.<\/strong> The genuine Italian version of \u2018Let it Go\u2019, sung by Serena Autieri, is called \u2018All\u2019Alba Sorger\u00f2\u2019, and you can find it HERE<\/font><\/em><\/strong><\/a> \u2026 it\u2019s actually very good!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"

Okay, let\u2019s get something straight, no one does romantic better than the Italians, punto e basta! So, take the super romantic Academy Award winning song \u201cLet it Go\u201d from Disney\u2019s Frozen, sing it in Italian with a few \u2018small modifications\u2019 to the lyrics, and you\u2019re onto a winner. \u2018Let it Go\u2019 has been translated into…<\/p>\n

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