{"id":4090,"date":"2016-03-14T03:27:19","date_gmt":"2016-03-14T07:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/language-news\/?p=4090"},"modified":"2020-10-01T14:10:30","modified_gmt":"2020-10-01T18:10:30","slug":"language-as-convenient-as-german-recycling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/language-news\/2016\/03\/14\/language-as-convenient-as-german-recycling\/","title":{"rendered":"Language: As Convenient As German Recycling"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Itchy<\/p>\n

I wrote this comic when I first moved to Germany four years ago. As you can see, I was quite…taken by the German obsession with proper recycling (I’ve since found\u00a0that Switzerland<\/a> makes the Germans look like filthy litterbugs). These days, I rather appreciate their green attitudes, and I wish more countries took on recycling programs with such gusto. It’s an extensive and earnest approach to a prevalent problem.<\/p>\n

But\u00a0convenient<\/em> it is not.<\/p>\n

If Germany was as convenience-obsessed as, say, the USA, they wouldn’t ask citizens to get off their lazy bums and sort the garbage themselves. They’d just throw everything into one bin (or two, if only for appearance’s sake<\/a>) and have paid city employees sort through it later. Yes, it’s dirtier, more work, more expensive and probably less effective…but it sure is convenient. Instead, we’ve got to sort through all that mess ourselves and make these tough decisions every day (milk cartons are made from paper, a layer of plastic, and sometimes aluminum lining – do they go in paper, plastic or trash?!). But I’m not complaining. I’m happy to sacrifice my own convenience for the Greater Good.<\/p>\n

Which is why the other day, as I was happily trying to guess whether lightbulbs went under “glass” or “trash” or “electronics” (the answer: it completely depends on the type of bulb), it occurred to me that languages feature a very similar irony.<\/p>\n

Languages, while their fundamental use is to make communication easier<\/em>, are far from\u00a0convenient<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Languages are complicated:\u00a0they’re full of rules and exceptions and categories and sub-categories and implicit and explicit meaning; they’re tied inextricably\u00a0to body language, local culture and idioms of obscure reference; they’re subject to regional variations and\u00a0conditions like social standing, time of day, occupation and age of the speaker. These things, among others, make languages very inconvenient to learn.<\/p>\n

If language had been invented by modern, convenience-obsessed, throw-everything-in-the-trash couch potatoes, they’d all be so simple to learn we wouldn’t even have<\/em> different languages.\u00a0Words would be mere grunts, accompanied by stabbing a finger in the direction of whatever you’re talking about, or making a crude, obvious gesture if that thing isn’t in front of your face. The written word would just be a childishly simple picture, understandable anywhere in the world – and literal, not some\u00a0artistic visual metaphor like those wacky hieroglyphics. Everything would just be what it is, no interpretation or translation required.<\/p>\n

Language would lose all its beautiful nuance, its power to inspire and the fun, rewarding journey required to learn it…but man, it sure would be convenient.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"Itchy

I wrote this comic when I first moved to Germany four years ago. As you can see, I was quite…taken by the German obsession with proper recycling (I’ve since found\u00a0that Switzerland makes the Germans look like filthy litterbugs). These days, I rather appreciate their green attitudes, and I wish more countries took on recycling programs…<\/p>\n

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