{"id":2034,"date":"2015-02-14T18:55:48","date_gmt":"2015-02-14T18:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/norwegian\/?p=2034"},"modified":"2016-09-30T11:38:59","modified_gmt":"2016-09-30T11:38:59","slug":"norwegian-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/norwegian\/norwegian-pick-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Norwegian pick-up lines"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It\u2019s that time of year again! Thanks to the Norwegians\u2019 great kj\u00e6rlighet<\/b> [\u201dSHARE\u201d-leeghet] for American traditions, many par<\/b> (couples) in the country are buying hverandre<\/b> [vare-ANDreh] (each other) blomster<\/b> (flowers), sjokolade<\/b> [SHOCK-oh-lahdeh], kinobilletter <\/b>(cinema tickets) and what not to celebrate Valentinsdagen<\/b>. But what about all those people who haven\u2019t got a kj\u00e6reste<\/b> (girlfriend\/boyfriend), an elsker<\/b> (lover) or an ektefelle<\/b> (spouse)? Below is a bit of romantic small-talk, mixed with a few sjekkereplikker <\/b>(pick-up lines)\u2026<\/p>\n

Hei! Er det du!<\/b> (Hi! Is it you!)<\/p>\n

Tror du p\u00e5 kj\u00e6rlighet ved f\u00f8rste blikk? <\/b>(Do you believe in love at first sight?)<\/p>\n

Har ikke vi sett hverandre f\u00f8r?<\/b> (Haven\u2019t we seen each other before?)<\/p>\n

Hva er passordet ditt? <\/b>(What\u2019s your password?)<\/p>\n

Du er han\/hun fra\u2026<\/b> (You\u2019re the guy\/girl from\u2026)<\/p>\n

Kommer du hit ofte?<\/b> (Do you often come here?)<\/p>\n

Jeg er fra USA\/Skottland\/Australia\u2026<\/b> (I\u2019m from the US\/Scotland\/Australia\u2026)<\/p>\n

Kan jeg sitte her?<\/b> (May I sit here?)<\/p>\n

R\u00f8yker du?<\/b> (Do you smoke?)<\/p>\n

Blir du med ut og tar en r\u00f8yk?<\/b> (Fancy going out for a smoke?)<\/p>\n

Har du fyr? <\/b>(Got fire?)<\/p>\n

Tror du p\u00e5 skjebnen? <\/b>(Do you believe in destiny?)<\/p>\n

Trener du mye?<\/b> (Do you do a lot of work-out?)<\/p>\n

Du ser s\u00f8t ut!\u00a0<\/b> (You look cute!)<\/p>\n

Du har vakre \u00f8yne.<\/b> (You\u2019ve got beautiful eyes.)<\/p>\n

Kom, dans med meg!<\/b> (Come on, dance with me!)<\/p>\n

Vil du danse?<\/b> (Wanna dance?)<\/p>\n

Skal vi danse?<\/b> (Shall we dance?)<\/p>\n

Er det ikke ensomt \u00e5 v\u00e6re p\u00e5 utveksling?<\/b> (Isn\u2019t it lonely to be on exchange?)<\/p>\n

Har du en kj\u00e6reste? <\/b>(Have you got a girlfriend\/boyfriend?)<\/p>\n

Nei, jeg er singel.<\/b> (No, I\u2019m single.)<\/p>\n

Vil du bli med meg hjem?<\/b> (Wanna come home with me?)<\/p>\n

Hos meg eller deg?<\/b> (My place or your place?)<\/p>\n

Kan jeg f\u00e5 telefonnummeret ditt?<\/b> (Can I get your phone number?)<\/p>\n

Jeg har mistet telefonnummeret mitt\u2026 Kan jeg f\u00e5 ditt?<\/b> (I\u2019ve lost my phone number\u2026 Can I get yours?)<\/p>\n

Gjorde det vondt da du falt ned fra himmelen?<\/b> (Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?)<\/p>\n

Jeg liker deg\u2026<\/b> (I like you\u2026)<\/p>\n

Jeg elsker deg.<\/b> (I love you.)<\/p>\n

And finally, the classic:<\/p>\n

Vil du bli med meg hjem og se frimerkesamlingen min?<\/b> (Wanna come home to me and see my collection of stamps?)<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t guarantee that any of these lines will work, but if you say them with a fun, foreign accent, I\u2019m sure you\u2019ll get a laugh \u2026 and maybe den<\/b> neste dansen<\/b> (the next dance)!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"

It\u2019s that time of year again! Thanks to the Norwegians\u2019 great kj\u00e6rlighet [\u201dSHARE\u201d-leeghet] for American traditions, many par (couples) in the country are buying hverandre [vare-ANDreh] (each other) blomster (flowers), sjokolade [SHOCK-oh-lahdeh], kinobilletter (cinema tickets) and what not to celebrate Valentinsdagen. But what about all those people who haven\u2019t got a kj\u00e6reste (girlfriend\/boyfriend), an elsker…<\/p>\n

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