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<\/a><\/p>\nLE\u0143 <\/span><\/p>\n BY JAN BRZECHWA<\/span><\/p>\n Na tapczanie siedzi le\u0144,<\/strong><\/p>\n Nic nie robi ca\u0142y dzie\u0144.<\/p>\n \u00ab O, wypraszam to sobie!<\/p>\n Jak to? Ja nic nie robi\u0119?<\/p>\n A kto siedzi na tapczanie?<\/p>\n A kto zjad\u0142 pierwsze \u015bniadanie?<\/p>\n A kto dzisiaj plu\u0142 i \u0142apa\u0142?<\/p>\n A kto si\u0119 w g\u0142ow\u0119 podrapa\u0142?<\/p>\n A kto dzi\u015b zgubi\u0142 kalosze?<\/p>\n O \u2013 o! Prosz\u0119! \u00bb<\/p>\n Na tapczanie siedzi le\u0144,<\/p>\n Nic nie robi ca\u0142y dzie\u0144.<\/p>\n \u00ab Przepraszam! A tranu nie pi\u0142em?<\/p>\n A uszu dzisiaj nie my\u0142em?<\/p>\n A nie urwa\u0142em guzika?<\/p>\n A nie pokaza\u0142em j\u0119zyka?<\/p>\n A nie chodzi\u0142em si\u0119 strzyc?<\/p>\n To wszystko nazywa si\u0119 nic? \u00bb<\/p>\n Na tapczanie siedzi le\u0144,<\/p>\n Nic nie robi ca\u0142y dzie\u0144.<\/p>\n Nie poszed\u0142 do szko\u0142y, bo mu si\u0119 nie chcia\u0142o,<\/p>\n Nie odrobi\u0142 lekcji, bo czasu mia\u0142 za ma\u0142o,<\/p>\n Nie zasznurowa\u0142 trzewik\u00f3w, bo nie mia\u0142 ochoty,<\/p>\n Nie powiedzia\u0142 \u00ab dzie\u0144 dobry \u00bb, bo z tym za du\u017co roboty,<\/p>\n Nie napoi\u0142 Azorka, bo za daleko jest woda,<\/p>\n Nie nakarmi\u0142 kanarka, bo czasu mu by\u0142o szkoda.<\/p>\n Mia\u0142 zje\u015b\u0107 kolacj\u0119 \u2013 tylko ustami mlasn\u0105\u0142,<\/p>\n Mia\u0142 po\u0142o\u017cy\u0107 si\u0119 \u2013 nie zd\u0105\u017cy\u0142 \u2013 zasn\u0105\u0142.<\/p>\n \u015ani\u0142o mu si\u0119, \u017ce nad czym\u015b ogromnie si\u0119 trudzi\u0142.<\/p>\n Tak zm\u0119czy\u0142 si\u0119 tym snem, \u017ce si\u0119 obudzi\u0142.<\/p>\n THE SLOUCH<\/span><\/p>\n By the TV sits a slouch,<\/em><\/p>\n Spends his whole days on the couch.<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cOh, I certainly take exception!<\/em><\/p>\n What a dirty misconception!<\/em><\/p>\n For who sits by the television?<\/em><\/p>\n Who eats breakfast with precision?<\/em><\/p>\n Who today was getting going,<\/em><\/p>\n Ably watching grasses growing?<\/em><\/p>\n And who just now has spilt his tea\u2014<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cOh! You see, you see!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n By the TV sits a slouch,<\/em><\/p>\n Spends his whole days on the couch.<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cExcuse me, sir! But if you care,<\/em><\/p>\n Just this morning? Brushed my hair!<\/em><\/p>\n And then later lost a button,<\/em><\/p>\n Eating, chewing, licking mutton,<\/em><\/p>\n In the evening drank some tran,<\/em><\/p>\n Or, I guess, that means jack squat?<\/em><\/p>\n By the TV sits a slouch,<\/em><\/p>\n Spends his whole days on the couch.<\/em><\/p>\n Didn\u2019t go to school, because he\u2019s too lazy,<\/em><\/p>\n Didn\u2019t do his homework, his vision was hazy,<\/em><\/p>\n He didn\u2019t tie his shoes, it was way too much work,<\/em><\/p>\n He didn\u2019t say \u201chello\u201d, my God what a jerk!<\/em><\/p>\n Didn\u2019t feed his dog, the bowl was too distant,<\/em><\/p>\n Tried to feed his bird, but he just wasn\u2019t persistent,<\/em><\/p>\n Meant to drink milk, but that involved pouring,<\/em><\/p>\n Was supposed to go to bed\u2014didn\u2019t\u2014already snoring,<\/em><\/p>\n And in his dreams, that poor dumb bloke,<\/em><\/p>\n He worked so hard that he awoke.<\/em><\/p>\n