{"id":542,"date":"2009-05-14T15:06:06","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T19:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/polish\/?p=542"},"modified":"2009-05-14T15:06:06","modified_gmt":"2009-05-14T19:06:06","slug":"eurovision-2009-second-semi-final-live","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/polish\/eurovision-2009-second-semi-final-live\/","title":{"rendered":"Eurovision 2009 &#8211; Second Semi-Final (Live)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first semi-final, which took place on Tuesday, was not broadcast in Poland. I guess since the Polish song competes tonight in the second part, TVP1 (Polish TV, channel 1) didn&#8217;t see any reason to show it. They showed re-runs of &#8220;Heroes&#8221; instead.<\/p>\n<p>Well, tonight is the night. The Polish song &#8220;I Don&#8217;t Wanna Leave&#8221; is not utterly hideous, but it&#8217;s nothing exceptional either. The singer,<strong> Lidia Kopania<\/strong> is a pretty girl, she sings alright, so we&#8217;ll see what happens. Anything would be an improvement over the horror of last year&#8217;s Isis whatsherface performance.<\/p>\n<p>The show has just begun and I&#8217;m planning to blog it for you live. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Croatia goes first, Poland has number 5. OK, here we go!<\/p>\n<p>I have listened to all the songs in this year&#8217;s contest, and my favorites are: Iceland and Azerbaijan. Iceland qualified to the final, and we will find out about Azerbaijan tonight.<\/p>\n<p>After Croatia (sappy Balkan flavored ballad) we have Ireland. The all-girl band sounds like a poor imitation of Sahara Hotnights. With apologies to my Irish readers, but while this is better than the singing chicken you guys sent last year, this is not really a song that people in the donkey cart countries will vote for.<\/p>\n<p>Latvia, oh no&#8230; a dreadful Russian-language macabre sung by a guy who thinks he&#8217;s either Mika or Anthony Keidis. Exactly the type of song that will get through to the final.<\/p>\n<p>Serbia &#8211; the tile of the song is &#8220;Cipela&#8221; which brings some very weird thoughts to the Polish-speaking part of my mind. OK, what do we have? An accordion? Check. Guys in wigs? Check. Goofy dancing? Check. Some kind of very strange cabaret? Check. Definitely a Eurovision final material.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, Poland. <strong>Lidia Kopania<\/strong>. Ay, <strong>Lidia<\/strong>, Mariah Carey you&#8217;re not, that&#8217;s for sure&#8230; But <strong>Lidia<\/strong> looked beautiful and it wasn&#8217;t a bad performance at all.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t find the semi-final version on the internet yet, so instead, take a look at the official music video:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=xOVmrNaLDT8\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=xOVmrNaLDT8<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Norway&#8230; supposedly, this is one of the songs that people bet will win this whole thing. I don&#8217;t know&#8230; It&#8217;s catchy all right, schmaltzy enough, there are fiddles (a Eurovision winner must have fiddles). So, yes it is possible.<\/p>\n<p>More sappy ballads sung with feeling, a lot of feeling, and high notes, a lot of high notes. Which the girl from Slovakia couldn&#8217;t quite hit.<\/p>\n<p>Ooohhhh&#8230;. Slovenia&#8230; Four good-looking guys playing string instruments. And oh yeah, some woman singing.<\/p>\n<p>Hungary&#8230; hmmm&#8230; what can I say here&#8230; Not much that can be published on a PG-13 blog.<\/p>\n<p>Now my beloved Azerbaijan. I like Arash, even though he&#8217;s pathetic live. (Yes, I have actually seen Arash play live, more than once even.)<\/p>\n<p>And with this shameful admission, I think I&#8217;m going to skip a whole bunch of songs now and return for the results&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the results&#8230; This semi-final was all kinds of sad and bad, and I am reasonably certain that Poland will not qualify to the final.<\/p>\n<p>And the countries we will see on Saturday are (in no particular order):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Azerbaijan!!! (woot woot!!)<\/li>\n<li>Croatia<\/li>\n<li>Ukraine<\/li>\n<li>Lithuania<\/li>\n<li>Albania (Europe, you can&#8217;t be serious)<\/li>\n<li>Moldova<\/li>\n<li>Denmark<\/li>\n<li>Estonia<\/li>\n<li>Norway<\/li>\n<li>Greece<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And sorry, Poland didn&#8217;t make it to the final. Oh well&#8230; why am I not surprised?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first semi-final, which took place on Tuesday, was not broadcast in Poland. I guess since the Polish song competes tonight in the second part, TVP1 (Polish TV, channel 1) didn&#8217;t see any reason to show it. They showed re-runs of &#8220;Heroes&#8221; instead. Well, tonight is the night. 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