{"id":1312,"date":"2010-07-14T16:30:57","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T16:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2010-07-14T02:14:51","modified_gmt":"2010-07-14T02:14:51","slug":"classic-brazilian-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/classic-brazilian-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Classic Brazilian Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brazilians love to tell Argentine jokes, since the rivalry and friendly antagonism between the two countries does in fact extend beyond the soccer field. Usually, they&#8217;re all in good fun, just like this classic joke about the two Argentine beggars in Brazil.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Piada<\/strong> <strong>de Argentino<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Dois argentinos chegam a S\u00e3o Paulo, sem dinheiro, e um diz pro outro:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Vamos nos separar para pedir dinheiro e ao final do dia nos reunimos para ver quanto cada um de n\u00f3s arrumou.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>O outro topa e ent\u00e3o cada um vai para o seu lado.\u00a0 J\u00e1 bem de noitinha se encontram de novo e um pergunta para o outro:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>-Quanto voc\u00ea conseguiu?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; 10 reais.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; E como fez?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Fui ao parque e pintei um cartaz: &#8216;NO TENGO TRABAJO, TENGO 3 HIJOS QUE ATENDER, POR FAVOR, LES SUPLICO! 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