{"id":1312,"date":"2010-07-14T16:30:57","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T16:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2010-07-14T02:14:51","modified_gmt":"2010-07-14T02:14:51","slug":"classic-brazilian-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/classic-brazilian-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Classic Brazilian Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brazilians love to tell Argentine jokes, since the rivalry and friendly antagonism between the two countries does in fact extend beyond the soccer field. Usually, they&#8217;re all in good fun, just like this classic joke about the two Argentine beggars in Brazil.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Piada<\/strong> <strong>de Argentino<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Dois argentinos chegam a S\u00e3o Paulo, sem dinheiro, e um diz pro outro:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Vamos nos separar para pedir dinheiro e ao final do dia nos reunimos para ver quanto cada um de n\u00f3s arrumou.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>O outro topa e ent\u00e3o cada um vai para o seu lado.\u00a0 J\u00e1 bem de noitinha se encontram de novo e um pergunta para o outro:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>-Quanto voc\u00ea conseguiu?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; 10 reais.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; E como fez?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Fui ao parque e pintei um cartaz: &#8216;NO TENGO TRABAJO, TENGO 3 HIJOS QUE ATENDER, POR FAVOR, LES SUPLICO! NECESITO AYUDA!&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>E voc\u00ea, quanto ganhou? &#8211; perguntou o que ganhou R$ 10,00.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Ganhei 8.694,00 reais.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Madre mia! Como voc\u00ea fez para conseguir tanto?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Escrevi um cartaz assim: &#8216;FALTA 1 REAL PARA EU VOLTAR PARA A ARGENTINA&#8217;.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brazilians love to tell Argentine jokes, since the rivalry and friendly antagonism between the two countries does in fact extend beyond the soccer field. Usually, they&#8217;re all in good fun, just like this classic joke about the two Argentine beggars in Brazil. Piada de Argentino Dois argentinos chegam a S\u00e3o Paulo, sem dinheiro, e um&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"post-item__readmore\"><a class=\"btn btn--md\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/classic-brazilian-joke\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[8700,1949,8032,8034],"class_list":["post-1312","post","type-post","status-publish","hentry","category-culture","tag-argentina","tag-brazil","tag-joke","tag-piada"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1312"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1315,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions\/1315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/portuguese\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}