{"id":70,"date":"2007-08-10T16:29:15","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T20:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/russian\/?p=70"},"modified":"2007-08-10T16:29:15","modified_gmt":"2007-08-10T20:29:15","slug":"an-american-anecdote-for-russians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/russian\/an-american-anecdote-for-russians\/","title":{"rendered":"An American Anecdote for Russians"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are a lot of corn fields in Wisconsin, some of them striped, dodging hills, others flat and monotonous.  In a very few of them an enterprising farmer has mapped out and reaped a large maze.  A maize maze.  You grab a pennant on a long wobbly pole, and enter the corn.  If it&#8217;s a good maze, it&#8217;ll have a few towers in it where you can climb up and see where you are from above.  If it&#8217;s a really good maze, you&#8217;ll actually get seriously lost.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m from Wisconsin, and this is more or less how I introduce my favorite joke to Russians.  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