{"id":1179,"date":"2010-07-26T19:22:10","date_gmt":"2010-07-26T19:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/?p=1179"},"modified":"2010-07-26T19:22:10","modified_gmt":"2010-07-26T19:22:10","slug":"jokes-in-clean-spanish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/jokes-in-clean-spanish\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes in (clean!) Spanish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some cool and clean jokes in Spanish. Use the vocabulary to help you understand them.<\/p>\n<p>1.<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; Te veo un poco demacrado.  \u00bfHas ido a ver al m\u00e9dico?<br \/>\n&#8211; S\u00ed.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfTe ha dado alguna medicaci\u00f3n?<br \/>\n&#8211; S\u00ed.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfY te la has tomado?<br \/>\n&#8211; No.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfPor qu\u00e9?<br \/>\n&#8211; Porque en el frasco dice: \u201cCons\u00e9rvese bien cerrado.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>demacrado <\/strong>\u2013 worn out<br \/>\n<strong>frasco <\/strong>\u2013 bottle<br \/>\n<strong>cerrado <\/strong>\u2013 closed<\/p>\n<p>2.<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; \u00bfQu\u00e9 quieres ser cuando seas grande?<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfYo? Un imb\u00e9cil.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a1\u00bfC\u00f3mo?! No lo entiendo.<br \/>\n&#8211; Es que mi pap\u00e1 siempre dice: mira a ese imb\u00e9cil en semejante coche; mira la rubia que va con ese imb\u00e9cil; mira la suerte que tiene ese imb\u00e9cil; ese imb\u00e9cil tiene millones para tirar para arriba\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>cuando seas grande<\/strong> \u2013 when you grow up (lit. when you\u2019re big)<br \/>\n<strong>pap\u00e1 <\/strong>\u2013 daddy<br \/>\n<strong>semejante <\/strong>\u2013 such<br \/>\n<strong>coche <\/strong>\u2013 car<br \/>\n<strong>rubia <\/strong>\u2013 blonde girl<br \/>\n<strong>suerte <\/strong>\u2013 luck<br \/>\n<strong>tirar para arriba<\/strong> \u2013 throw something up in the air<\/p>\n<p>3.<em> En la escuela<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; C\u00f3mo te llamas?<br \/>\n&#8211; Igual que mi padre.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfY c\u00f3mo se llama tu padre?<br \/>\n&#8211; Igual que mi abuelo.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfY cu\u00e1l es el nombre de los tres?<br \/>\n&#8211; Pues el mismo\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>igual que<\/strong> \u2013 the same as, just like<br \/>\n<strong>el mismo<\/strong> \u2013 the same<\/p>\n<p>4. <em>Conversaban dos m\u00e9dicos sobre la manera m\u00e1s eficaz de cobrar sus honorarios.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211;  Pues he resuelto ese problema, gracias a mi especialidad.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfEn qu\u00e9 te especializas?<br \/>\n&#8211; En atender a las suegras.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfY siempre te pagan?<br \/>\n&#8211; No falla. Si las curo, me pagan las hijas. Si no las curo, me pagan los yernos. Y todos con mucho gusto.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>conversar <\/strong>\u2013 to talk<br \/>\n<strong>manera <\/strong>\u2013 way<br \/>\n<strong>eficaz <\/strong>\u2013 efficient<br \/>\n<strong>cobrar <\/strong>\u2013 to charge<br \/>\n<strong>honorarios <\/strong>\u2013 fees<br \/>\n<strong>atender <\/strong>\u2013 to see (a doctor)<br \/>\n<strong>suegra <\/strong>\u2013 mother-in-law<br \/>\n<strong>no falla<\/strong> \u2013 it always works<br \/>\n<strong>curar <\/strong>\u2013 to heal<br \/>\n<strong>pagar <\/strong>\u2013 to pay<br \/>\n<strong>hija <\/strong>\u2013 daughter<br \/>\n<strong>yerno <\/strong>\u2013 son-in-law<\/p>\n<p>Nos vemos prontito.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some cool and clean jokes in Spanish. Use the vocabulary to help you understand them. 1. &#8211; Te veo un poco demacrado. \u00bfHas ido a ver al m\u00e9dico? &#8211; S\u00ed. &#8211; \u00bfTe ha dado alguna medicaci\u00f3n? &#8211; S\u00ed. &#8211; \u00bfY te la has tomado? &#8211; No. &#8211; \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? &#8211; Porque en el&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"post-item__readmore\"><a class=\"btn btn--md\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/jokes-in-clean-spanish\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[81],"class_list":["post-1179","post","type-post","status-publish","hentry","category-culture","tag-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1179"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1183,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179\/revisions\/1183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}