{"id":1179,"date":"2010-07-26T19:22:10","date_gmt":"2010-07-26T19:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/?p=1179"},"modified":"2010-07-26T19:22:10","modified_gmt":"2010-07-26T19:22:10","slug":"jokes-in-clean-spanish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/jokes-in-clean-spanish\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes in (clean!) Spanish"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here are some cool and clean jokes in Spanish. Use the vocabulary to help you understand them.<\/p>\n

1.
\n– Te veo un poco demacrado. \u00bfHas ido a ver al m\u00e9dico?
\n– S\u00ed.
\n– \u00bfTe ha dado alguna medicaci\u00f3n?
\n– S\u00ed.
\n– \u00bfY te la has tomado?
\n– No.
\n– \u00bfPor qu\u00e9?
\n– Porque en el frasco dice: \u201cCons\u00e9rvese bien cerrado.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

demacrado <\/strong>\u2013 worn out
\nfrasco <\/strong>\u2013 bottle
\ncerrado <\/strong>\u2013 closed<\/p>\n

2.
\n– \u00bfQu\u00e9 quieres ser cuando seas grande?
\n– \u00bfYo? Un imb\u00e9cil.
\n– \u00a1\u00bfC\u00f3mo?! No lo entiendo.
\n– Es que mi pap\u00e1 siempre dice: mira a ese imb\u00e9cil en semejante coche; mira la rubia que va con ese imb\u00e9cil; mira la suerte que tiene ese imb\u00e9cil; ese imb\u00e9cil tiene millones para tirar para arriba\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

cuando seas grande<\/strong> \u2013 when you grow up (lit. when you\u2019re big)
\npap\u00e1 <\/strong>\u2013 daddy
\nsemejante <\/strong>\u2013 such
\ncoche <\/strong>\u2013 car
\nrubia <\/strong>\u2013 blonde girl
\nsuerte <\/strong>\u2013 luck
\ntirar para arriba<\/strong> \u2013 throw something up in the air<\/p>\n

3. En la escuela<\/em>
\n– C\u00f3mo te llamas?
\n– Igual que mi padre.
\n– \u00bfY c\u00f3mo se llama tu padre?
\n– Igual que mi abuelo.
\n– \u00bfY cu\u00e1l es el nombre de los tres?
\n– Pues el mismo\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

igual que<\/strong> \u2013 the same as, just like
\nel mismo<\/strong> \u2013 the same<\/p>\n

4. Conversaban dos m\u00e9dicos sobre la manera m\u00e1s eficaz de cobrar sus honorarios.<\/em>
\n– Pues he resuelto ese problema, gracias a mi especialidad.
\n– \u00bfEn qu\u00e9 te especializas?
\n– En atender a las suegras.
\n– \u00bfY siempre te pagan?
\n– No falla. Si las curo, me pagan las hijas. Si no las curo, me pagan los yernos. Y todos con mucho gusto.<\/em><\/p>\n

conversar <\/strong>\u2013 to talk
\nmanera <\/strong>\u2013 way
\neficaz <\/strong>\u2013 efficient
\ncobrar <\/strong>\u2013 to charge
\nhonorarios <\/strong>\u2013 fees
\natender <\/strong>\u2013 to see (a doctor)
\nsuegra <\/strong>\u2013 mother-in-law
\nno falla<\/strong> \u2013 it always works
\ncurar <\/strong>\u2013 to heal
\npagar <\/strong>\u2013 to pay
\nhija <\/strong>\u2013 daughter
\nyerno <\/strong>\u2013 son-in-law<\/p>\n

Nos vemos prontito.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here are some cool and clean jokes in Spanish. Use the vocabulary to help you understand them. 1. – Te veo un poco demacrado. \u00bfHas ido a ver al m\u00e9dico? – S\u00ed. – \u00bfTe ha dado alguna medicaci\u00f3n? – S\u00ed. – \u00bfY te la has tomado? – No. – \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? – Porque en el…<\/p>\n

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