{"id":1847,"date":"2010-11-29T21:24:30","date_gmt":"2010-11-29T21:24:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/?p=1847"},"modified":"2010-11-29T21:24:30","modified_gmt":"2010-11-29T21:24:30","slug":"jokes-in-clean-spanish-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/jokes-in-clean-spanish-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes in (clean) Spanish!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, guys, here are some more jokes in clean and easy Spanish with vocabulary so you can understand and laugh!<\/p>\n<p>01.<\/p>\n<p><em>Despu\u00e9s de corregir los ex\u00e1menes, la profesora dice a un alumno:<br \/>\n&#8211; Le puse un cero for copiarse.<br \/>\nA lo que el alumno replica:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfY usted c\u00f3mo sabe que me copi\u00e9?<br \/>\n&#8211; Porque en la tercera respuesta su compa\u00f1ero de banco puso &#8220;no lo s\u00e9&#8221;, y usted en la misma respondi\u00f3, &#8220;yo tampoco&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>dice <\/strong>&#8211; says<br \/>\n<strong>le puse un cero <\/strong>&#8211; I gave you a zero (grade)<br \/>\n<strong>replica <\/strong>&#8211; replies<br \/>\n<strong>compa\u00f1ero de banco<\/strong> &#8211; desk partner<br \/>\n<strong>en la misma<\/strong> &#8211; in the same (question)<br \/>\n<strong>yo tampoco<\/strong> &#8211; me neither<\/p>\n<p>02.<\/p>\n<p><em>El doctor llama por tel\u00e9fono a su paciente:<br \/>\n&#8211; Antonio, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.<br \/>\n&#8211; Bueno&#8230; quiero que me diga primero la buena.<br \/>\n&#8211; Los resultados del an\u00e1lisis indican que le quedan solamente 24 horas de vida.<br \/>\n&#8211; Pero, \u00bfes esta la buena noticia? \u00bfEntonces cu\u00e1l es la mala?<br \/>\n&#8211; Bueno, es que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>noticia <\/strong>&#8211; news<br \/>\n<strong>resultados del an\u00e1lisis<\/strong> &#8211; test results<br \/>\n<strong>le quedan<\/strong> &#8211; you only have left<br \/>\n<strong>entonces <\/strong>&#8211; so<br \/>\n<strong>llevo intentando<\/strong> &#8211; I&#8217;ve been trying to<br \/>\n<strong>localizar <\/strong>&#8211; to reach<\/p>\n<p>03.<\/p>\n<p><em>La maestra le pregunta a Juancho:<br \/>\n-Si yo digo &#8220;fui rica&#8221;, es tiempo pasado, pero si digo &#8220;soy linda&#8221;, \u00bfqu\u00e9 es?<br \/>\n-Exceso de imaginaci\u00f3n, maestra.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>maestra <\/strong>&#8211; teacher<br \/>\n<strong>si yo digo<\/strong> &#8211; if I say<br \/>\n<strong>tiempo pasado<\/strong> &#8211; past tense<br \/>\n<strong>soy linda<\/strong> &#8211; I&#8217;m gorgeous<br \/>\n<strong>exceso de imaginaci\u00f3n<\/strong> &#8211; excess of imagination<\/p>\n<p>04.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Hola, querida Mar\u00eda. \u00bfPuedo ir a verte esta noche?<br \/>\n&#8211; Por supuesto, querido Juan.<br \/>\n&#8211; Pero yo no soy Juan.<br \/>\n&#8211; No importa, porque yo tampoco soy Mar\u00eda.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ir a verte<\/strong> &#8211; come to see you<br \/>\n<strong>esta noche<\/strong> &#8211; tonight<br \/>\n<strong>por supuesto<\/strong> &#8211; of course<br \/>\n<strong>yo no soy<\/strong> &#8211; I&#8217;m not<br \/>\n<strong>no importa<\/strong> &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t matter<br \/>\n<strong>tampoco <\/strong>&#8211; either<\/p>\n<p>05.<\/p>\n<p><em>Un ratoncito est\u00e1 en la puerta de su cueva. En eso pasa volando un murci\u00e9lago. El ratoncito entra corriendo y grita:<br \/>\n\u00a1Mam\u00e1, mam\u00e1, pas\u00f3 un angelito!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ratoncito <\/strong>&#8211; little mouse<br \/>\n<strong>puerta de su cueva<\/strong> &#8211; at his cave\/hole&#8217;s door<br \/>\n<strong>en eso<\/strong> &#8211; then, all of a sudden<br \/>\n<strong>pasa volando<\/strong> &#8211; flies by<br \/>\n<strong>murci\u00e9lago <\/strong>&#8211; bat<br \/>\n<strong>entra corriendo<\/strong> &#8211; rushes in<br \/>\n<strong>grita <\/strong>&#8211; shouts<br \/>\n<strong>angelito <\/strong>&#8211; little angel<\/p>\n<p><em>Eso es todo por hoy mi gente, \u00a1les veo pronto!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, guys, here are some more jokes in clean and easy Spanish with vocabulary so you can understand and laugh! 01. Despu\u00e9s de corregir los ex\u00e1menes, la profesora dice a un alumno: &#8211; Le puse un cero for copiarse. 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