{"id":2394,"date":"2011-03-01T15:59:29","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T20:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/?p=2394"},"modified":"2011-03-01T15:59:29","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T20:59:29","slug":"las-leyes-de-murphy-con-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/las-leyes-de-murphy-con-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Las Leyes de Murphy (con humor)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Vamos a re\u00edrnos<\/em> (let&#8217;s laugh) un poco con esta interpretaci\u00f3n bien divertida de las <em>Leyes <\/em>(laws) de Murphy. Murphy <em>se hizo <\/em>(became) famoso al reformular la ley de la probabilidad diciendo: &#8220;Todo <em>pan con mantequilla<\/em> (bread with butter) <em>cae al suelo<\/em> (falls on the floor) siempre con la mantequilla <em>hacia abajo<\/em> (butter-side down)&#8221;. Aqu\u00ed tienes otros <em>descubrimientos <\/em>(findings) de Murphy:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ley de la <em>administraci\u00f3n del tiempo<\/em><\/strong> (time management):<\/p>\n<p>Todo <em>toma m\u00e1s tiempo<\/em> (takes more time) que todo el tiempo de que dispones.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ley de la <strong>b\u00fasqueda indirecta<\/strong><\/strong> (indirect search):<\/p>\n<p>El <em>modo m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido<\/em> (quickest way) de encontrar una <em>cosa perdida<\/em> (something lost) es buscar otra.<br \/>\nUno siempre encuentra lo que no est\u00e1 buscando.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ley de la telefon\u00eda:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cuando te llaman:<br \/>\na) Si tienes <em>bol\u00edgrafo <\/em>(pen), no tienes papel;<br \/>\nb) Si tienes papel, no tienes bol\u00edgrafo:<br \/>\nc) cuando tienes <em>ambas cosas<\/em> (both things), <em>nadie te llama<\/em> (nobody calls you).<\/p>\n<p>Cuando llamas a un <em>n\u00famero equivocado<\/em> (wrong number), <em>nunca da ocupado<\/em> (it&#8217;s never busy).<\/p>\n<p>Todo cuerpo sumergido en una <em>ba\u00f1era <\/em>(bathtub) hace <em>sonar <\/em>(ring) el tel\u00e9fono.<\/p>\n<p><strong>La ley de la atracci\u00f3n de part\u00edculas:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Toda part\u00edcula que <em>vuela <\/em>(flies) siempre encuentra <em>un ojo abierto<\/em> (an open eye).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ley de las <em>filas <\/em>(lines) y <em>embotellamientos <\/em>(traffic jams):<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>La fila <em>de al lado<\/em> (beside you) siempre <em>avanza m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido<\/em> (goes faster). <em>De nada sirve <\/em>(it&#8217;s no use) <em>cambiar <\/em>(to change) de fila, la otra siempre avanza m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vamos a re\u00edrnos (let&#8217;s laugh) un poco con esta interpretaci\u00f3n bien divertida de las Leyes (laws) de Murphy. Murphy se hizo (became) famoso al reformular la ley de la probabilidad diciendo: &#8220;Todo pan con mantequilla (bread with butter) cae al suelo (falls on the floor) siempre con la mantequilla hacia abajo (butter-side down)&#8221;. Aqu\u00ed tienes&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"post-item__readmore\"><a class=\"btn btn--md\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/las-leyes-de-murphy-con-humor\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[81],"class_list":["post-2394","post","type-post","status-publish","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2394"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2397,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394\/revisions\/2397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}