{"id":2398,"date":"2011-03-04T16:32:08","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T21:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/?p=2398"},"modified":"2011-03-04T16:32:08","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T21:32:08","slug":"humor-en-espanol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/humor-en-espanol\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor en espa\u00f1ol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Hello, there! How have you been?<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nLet&#8217;s laugh a little and also learn some Spanish with these really cool (and clean!) jokes in Spanish.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Bravuc\u00f3n<\/strong> (braggart)<\/p>\n<p><em>El viejecito, peque\u00f1ajo y debilucho, gritaba por tel\u00e9fono: <\/em>(The old, small and weak old man was shouting on the telephone)<br \/>\n<em>-\u00a1Nunca me pillar\u00e1n vivo!<\/em> (You&#8217;ll never take me alive!)<br \/>\n<em>El nieto, extra\u00f1ado de tan sorpresiva actuaci\u00f3n, le pregunta:<\/em> (His grandson, surprised at his reacton, asks)<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; \u00bfCon qui\u00e9n hablas, abuelo?<\/em> (Who are you talking to, grandpa?)<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; \u00a1Con los imb\u00e9ciles del cementerio! <\/em>(To those idiots at the cemetery!)<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Genio<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Mi padre quiso hacerse un coche \u00e9l mismo. <\/em>(My dad wanted to make a car by himself.)<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; \u00bfY qu\u00e9 hizo?<\/em> (What did he do?)<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; Pues&#8230; consigui\u00f3 unos neum\u00e1ticos de uno, el motor de otro, la bater\u00eda de otro m\u00e1s, y as\u00ed, hasta tener todo lo neces\u00e1rio. <\/em>(Well&#8230; he got some tires from a car, the engine from another, the battery from another, and so on, until he got everything he needed.)<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; \u00bfY cu\u00e1l fue el resultado?<\/em> (And what happened?)<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; Que lo pillaron y se lo llevaron a la comisar\u00eda.<\/em> (They took him to the police station.)<\/p>\n<p><em>Eso es todo por hoy. Nos vemos prontito.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, there! How have you been? Let&#8217;s laugh a little and also learn some Spanish with these really cool (and clean!) jokes in Spanish. 1. Bravuc\u00f3n (braggart) El viejecito, peque\u00f1ajo y debilucho, gritaba por tel\u00e9fono: (The old, small and weak old man was shouting on the telephone) -\u00a1Nunca me pillar\u00e1n vivo! (You&#8217;ll never take me&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"post-item__readmore\"><a class=\"btn btn--md\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/humor-en-espanol\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[81],"class_list":["post-2398","post","type-post","status-publish","hentry","category-culture","tag-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2398"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2402,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398\/revisions\/2402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}