{"id":2556,"date":"2011-04-05T15:30:28","date_gmt":"2011-04-05T19:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/?p=2556"},"modified":"2011-04-05T15:30:28","modified_gmt":"2011-04-05T19:30:28","slug":"humor-for-girls-ser-flaca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/humor-for-girls-ser-flaca\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor for girls: Ser flaca"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found this very cool text from Argentinean writer Maitena, who writes the <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/mujeres-alteradas\/\"><em>Mujeres Alteradas<\/em><\/a> series. She talks about how a lot of women are worried about their ideal weight and how good it would be to be thin, from a very funny point of view. So check it out!<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00bfHay algo mejor que ser linda? \u2013 \u00a1Ser flaca!<\/em><br \/>\n(Is there anything better than to be gorgeous? \u2013 To be thin!)<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00bfHay algo mejor que ser joven? &#8211; \u00a1Ser flaca!<\/em><br \/>\n(Is there something better than to be young? \u2013 To be thin!)<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00bfHay algo mejor que ser elegante? &#8211; \u00a1Ser flaca!<\/em><br \/>\n(Is there anything better than to be elegant? \u2013 To be thin!)<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00bfHay algo mejor que ser exitosa? &#8211; \u00a1Ser flaca!<\/em><br \/>\n(Is there anything better than to be successful? \u2013 To be thin!)<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00bfHay algo mejor que ser famosa? &#8211; \u00a1Ser flaca!<\/em><br \/>\n(Is there something better than to be famous? \u2013 To be thin!)<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00bfHay algo m\u00e1s lindo que ser millonaria? &#8211; \u00a1Ser flaca!<\/em><br \/>\n(Is there anything better than to be a millionaire? \u2013 To be thin!)<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00bfHay algo m\u00e1s importante que encontrar al hombre de tu vida? &#8211; \u00a1Ser flaca!<\/em><br \/>\n(Is there anything more important than to find the man of your life? \u2013 To be thin!)<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00bfHay algo m\u00e1s importante que ser feliz? &#8211; \u00a1Ser flaca!<\/em><br \/>\n(Is there anything better than to be happy? \u2013 To be thin!)<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00bfHay algo m\u00e1s importante que ser flaca? &#8211; \u00a1No tener celulutis!<\/em><br \/>\n(Is there anything more important than to be thin? \u2013 Not to have cellulite!)<\/p>\n<p>Nos vemos prontito.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this very cool text from Argentinean writer Maitena, who writes the Mujeres Alteradas series. She talks about how a lot of women are worried about their ideal weight and how good it would be to be thin, from a very funny point of view. So check it out! \u00bfHay algo mejor que ser&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"post-item__readmore\"><a class=\"btn btn--md\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/humor-for-girls-ser-flaca\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[81],"class_list":["post-2556","post","type-post","status-publish","hentry","category-culture","tag-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2556"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2557,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions\/2557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}