{"id":3718,"date":"2011-11-07T15:22:49","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T20:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/?p=3718"},"modified":"2011-11-07T15:22:49","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T20:22:49","slug":"joke-in-spanish-%c2%a1que-antipatico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/joke-in-spanish-%c2%a1que-antipatico\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke in Spanish: \u00a1Qu\u00e9 antip\u00e1tico!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a1Qu\u00e9 antip\u00e1tico!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Un tipo muy antip\u00e1tico est\u00e1 de visita en Ecuador, y va a la Catedral de Quito a visitar la tumba del general Antonio Jos\u00e9 de Sucre, l\u00edder revolucionario en la Guerra de Independencia. All\u00ed hay un gu\u00eda que lo explica todo:<\/em><\/p>\n

– Y este es el gorro que Sucre us\u00f3 en la batalla de Pichincha<\/em>
\n – \u00a1Qu\u00e9 va! No ten\u00eda gorro Sucre \u2013 dice el hombre.<\/em>
\n – Y este es el sable que Sucre us\u00f3 en la batalla de Pichincha.<\/em>
\n – \u00a1Pura paja! No ten\u00eda sable Sucre.<\/em>
\n – Y este es el poncho que Sucre us\u00f3 cuando cruz\u00f3 los Andes.<\/em>
\n – No juegue, chico, que Sucre no ten\u00eda poncho.<\/em><\/p>\n

Y as\u00ed molesta el hombre durante todo el tour hasta que llegan a la tumba de Sucre.<\/em><\/p>\n

– Y estas son las cenizas de Sucre\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

– No voy a tragarme esa guayaba, que no fumaba pa\u2019 na’ Sucre.<\/em><\/p>\n

Vocabulary<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a1Qu\u00e9 va!<\/strong> – Come on! I don’t believe that!
\n\u00a1Pura paja!<\/strong> – Hogwash! (lit. Pure straw!)
\nNo juegue<\/strong> – Don’t play around, stop kidding me
\nNo voy a tragarme esa guayaba<\/strong> – I don’t believe that. (I’m not going to swallow that guava!)
\npa’ na’<\/strong> – at all (short form of para nada<\/em>)<\/p>\n

English translation<\/strong><\/p>\n

How obnoxious!<\/em><\/p>\n

A very obnoxious guy is visiting Ecuador and he goes to the Cathedral of Quito to visit the tomb of General Antonio Jos\u00e9 de Sucre*, a revolutionary leader in the War of Independence. A guide is explaining everything there:<\/p>\n

– And this is the cap that Sucre wore in the battle of Pichincha.
\n– Oh, come on! Sucre didn\u2019t have a cap \u2013 says the fellow.
\n– And this is the saber that Sucre used in the battle of Pichincha.
\n– Hogwash! Sucre didn\u2019t have a saber.
\n– And this is the poncho that Sucre wore when he crossed the Andes.
\n– Don\u2019t play around, kid, Sucre didn\u2019t have a poncho.<\/p>\n

And this fellow keeps bugging during the entire tour until they arrive at Sucre\u2019s tomb.<\/p>\n

– And these are Sucre\u2019s ashes\u2026<\/p>\n

– I\u2019m now buying that one! Sucre didn\u2019t smoke at all.<\/p>\n

*Antonio Jos\u00e9 de Sucre became the first president of the Republic of Bolivia; the Battle of Pichincha liberated Ecuador from Spain in 1822 in the War of Independence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a1Qu\u00e9 antip\u00e1tico! Un tipo muy antip\u00e1tico est\u00e1 de visita en Ecuador, y va a la Catedral de Quito a visitar la tumba del general Antonio Jos\u00e9 de Sucre, l\u00edder revolucionario en la Guerra de Independencia. All\u00ed hay un gu\u00eda que lo explica todo: – Y este es el gorro que Sucre us\u00f3 en la batalla…<\/p>\n

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