{"id":3718,"date":"2011-11-07T15:22:49","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T20:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/?p=3718"},"modified":"2011-11-07T15:22:49","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T20:22:49","slug":"joke-in-spanish-%c2%a1que-antipatico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/joke-in-spanish-%c2%a1que-antipatico\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke in Spanish: \u00a1Qu\u00e9 antip\u00e1tico!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>\u00a1Qu\u00e9 antip\u00e1tico!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Un tipo muy antip\u00e1tico est\u00e1 de visita en Ecuador, y va a la Catedral de Quito a visitar la tumba del general Antonio Jos\u00e9 de Sucre, l\u00edder revolucionario en la Guerra de Independencia. All\u00ed hay un gu\u00eda que lo explica todo:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Y este es el gorro que Sucre us\u00f3 en la batalla de Pichincha<\/em><br \/>\n<em> &#8211; \u00a1Qu\u00e9 va! No ten\u00eda gorro Sucre \u2013 dice el hombre.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> &#8211; Y este es el sable que Sucre us\u00f3 en la batalla de Pichincha.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> &#8211; \u00a1Pura paja! No ten\u00eda sable Sucre.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> &#8211; Y este es el poncho que Sucre us\u00f3 cuando cruz\u00f3 los Andes.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> &#8211; No juegue, chico, que Sucre no ten\u00eda poncho.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Y as\u00ed molesta el hombre durante todo el tour hasta que llegan a la tumba de Sucre.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Y estas son las cenizas de Sucre\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; No voy a tragarme esa guayaba, que no fumaba pa\u2019 na&#8217; Sucre.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vocabulary<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a1Qu\u00e9 va!<\/strong> &#8211; Come on! I don&#8217;t believe that!<br \/>\n<strong>\u00a1Pura paja!<\/strong> &#8211; Hogwash! (lit. Pure straw!)<br \/>\n<strong>No juegue<\/strong> &#8211; Don&#8217;t play around, stop kidding me<br \/>\n<strong>No voy a tragarme esa guayaba<\/strong> &#8211; I don&#8217;t believe that. (I&#8217;m not going to swallow that guava!)<br \/>\n<strong>pa&#8217; na&#8217;<\/strong> &#8211; at all (short form of <em>para nada<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>English translation<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>How obnoxious!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A very obnoxious guy is visiting Ecuador and he goes to the Cathedral of Quito to visit the tomb of General Antonio Jos\u00e9 de Sucre*, a revolutionary leader in the War of Independence. A guide is explaining everything there:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; And this is the cap that Sucre wore in the battle of Pichincha.<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh, come on! Sucre didn\u2019t have a cap \u2013 says the fellow.<br \/>\n&#8211; And this is the saber that Sucre used in the battle of Pichincha.<br \/>\n&#8211; Hogwash! Sucre didn\u2019t have a saber.<br \/>\n&#8211; And this is the poncho that Sucre wore when he crossed the Andes.<br \/>\n&#8211; Don\u2019t play around, kid, Sucre didn\u2019t have a poncho.<\/p>\n<p>And this fellow keeps bugging during the entire tour until they arrive at Sucre\u2019s tomb.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; And these are Sucre\u2019s ashes\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I\u2019m now buying that one! Sucre didn\u2019t smoke at all.<\/p>\n<p>*Antonio Jos\u00e9 de Sucre became the first president of the Republic of Bolivia; the Battle of Pichincha liberated Ecuador from Spain in 1822 in the War of Independence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1Qu\u00e9 antip\u00e1tico! Un tipo muy antip\u00e1tico est\u00e1 de visita en Ecuador, y va a la Catedral de Quito a visitar la tumba del general Antonio Jos\u00e9 de Sucre, l\u00edder revolucionario en la Guerra de Independencia. 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