{"id":5268,"date":"2012-07-11T07:00:04","date_gmt":"2012-07-11T11:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/?p=5268"},"modified":"2014-07-15T14:09:15","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T18:09:15","slug":"some-humor-in-spanish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/spanish\/some-humor-in-spanish\/","title":{"rendered":"Some humor in Spanish!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a1Hola! \u00bfC\u00f3mo est\u00e1n?<\/em><\/p>\n

A good laugh is always welcome, right? So I chose a few short jokes for you. Enjoy!<\/p>\n

1.
\nUn hombre entra en una pajarrer\u00eda y pide un loro bil\u00edng\u00fce. El dependiente le ense\u00f1a uno y le dice:
\n– \u00c9ste.
\n– D\u00edgame, \u00bfqu\u00e9 idiomas habla?
\nEntonces interviene el loro.
\n– \u00bfY usted, se\u00f1or?<\/p>\n

pajarrer\u00eda<\/strong> = bird store
\nloro<\/strong> = parrot<\/p>\n

2.<\/p>\n

Un veraneante, que pasea por el bosque, ve a un hombre recogiendo setas.
\n– \u00a1Tenga mucho cuidado que algunas setas son venenosas!
\n– \u00a1No tengo problemas. No son para m\u00ed! Se las vendo a los veraneantes.<\/p>\n

veraneante<\/strong> = summer tourist
\nbosque<\/strong> = woods
\nsetas<\/strong> = mushrooms
\nvenenoso<\/strong> = poisonous<\/p>\n

3.
\n– Estoy desesperado – dice Paco a Julio – mi mujer no hace m\u00e1s que pedirme dinero a todas horas.
\n– \u00bfY en qu\u00e9 lo gasta?
\n– No lo s\u00e9. Nunca se lo he dado.<\/p>\n

no hace m\u00e1s que pedirme<\/strong> = keeps asking me<\/p>\n

4.
\nUn turista que pasea por el campo ve una granja y pregunta al due\u00f1o:
\n– \u00bfPone muchos huevos esa gallina blanca?
\n– Hasta ahora, ninguno – responde el campesino.
\n– \u00a1Qu\u00e9 contento se pondr\u00e1 usted cuando ponga el primero!
\n– Fig\u00farese: vender\u00e9 huevo y ave a peso de oro…
\n– \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? – inquiere extra\u00f1ado el turista.
\nY el granjero le contesta riendo:
\n– Pues porque esa gallina… \u00a1es un gallo!<\/p>\n

granja<\/strong> = farm
\ndue\u00f1o<\/strong> = owner
\ngallina<\/strong> = hen
\nfig\u00farese<\/strong> = mind you
\na peso de oro<\/strong> = very expensive
\ngranjero<\/strong> = farmer
\ngallo = rooster<\/p>\n

5.
\nUn se\u00f1or dice a un mendigo:
\n– \u00a1Qu\u00e9 desgracia debe de ser estar cojo y no poder trabajar! \u00a1Pero peor ser\u00eda estar ciego!, \u00bfno cree?
\n– Tiene usted toda la raz\u00f3n, se\u00f1or – responde el mendigo. La semana pasada, que estuve ciego, todo el mundo me daba botones y monedas falsas.<\/p>\n

mendigo<\/strong> = beggar
\nqu\u00e9 desgracia<\/strong> = how unfortunate
\ncojo<\/strong> = handicapped
\nciego<\/strong> = blind
\nbotones<\/strong> = buttons
\nmoneda<\/strong> = coin<\/p>\n

6.
\nUn se\u00f1or se encuentra a un vecino que lleva un pato debajo del brazo.
\n– \u00bfD\u00f3nde vas con ese cerdo?
\n– Oiga, esto es un pato.
\n– C\u00e1llese. Yo estoy hablando con el pato.<\/p>\n

vecino<\/strong> = neighbor
\npato<\/strong> = duck
\ncerdo<\/strong> = pig<\/p>\n

7.<\/p>\n

Tres estudiantes andaluces viven en pensi\u00f3n y hablan de c\u00f3mo son sus habitaciones.
\n– La m\u00eda est tan peque\u00f1a que cuando me acuesto tengo que sacar los pies por la ventana.
\n– La m\u00eda – dice el segundo – es tan reducida que cuando ense\u00f1o la lengua al m\u00e9dico, \u00e9l tiene que verla desde el pasillo.
\n– Pues eso no es nada – exclama el tercero -, la m\u00eda es tan peque\u00f1a, tan peque\u00f1a, que cuando entra el sol tengo que salir yo.<\/p>\n

pensi\u00f3n<\/strong> = boarding house
\nsacar<\/strong> = to take out
\nreducida<\/strong> = small
\nense\u00f1ar<\/strong> = to show
\npasillo<\/strong> = hallway<\/p>\n

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\u00a1Hola! \u00bfC\u00f3mo est\u00e1n? A good laugh is always welcome, right? So I chose a few short jokes for you. Enjoy! 1. Un hombre entra en una pajarrer\u00eda y pide un loro bil\u00edng\u00fce. El dependiente le ense\u00f1a uno y le dice: – \u00c9ste. – D\u00edgame, \u00bfqu\u00e9 idiomas habla? Entonces interviene el loro. – \u00bfY usted, se\u00f1or?…<\/p>\n

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