{"id":214,"date":"2009-06-06T14:06:57","date_gmt":"2009-06-06T18:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/swedish\/?p=214"},"modified":"2009-06-06T14:06:57","modified_gmt":"2009-06-06T18:06:57","slug":"you-know-youre-from-sweden-when-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/swedish\/you-know-youre-from-sweden-when-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"You Know You&#8217;re From Sweden When&#8230; (part 1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because it is <strong>Sveriges nationaldag<\/strong> (Swedish National Day) today, let&#8217;s celebrate it with a light-hearted look at &#8220;swedishness&#8221; at its finest.<\/p>\n<p>This installment is about one Swedish institution we all love and cherish &#8211; <strong>IKEA<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>So, you know you&#8217;re from Sweden when&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1. You trust <strong>IKEA<\/strong> more than your government.<br \/>\n2. <strong>IKEA<\/strong> is your home away from home.<br \/>\n3. You grew up in a house looking exactly as if it would have been in the <strong>IKEA<\/strong> catalogue.<br \/>\n4. You fear beyond death not getting the <strong>IKEA<\/strong> catalogue if you put up a sign for the postman saying that you don\u2019t want any adverts.<br \/>\n5. You know the names of a multitude of <strong>IKEA<\/strong> items.<br \/>\n6. You know how to pronounce these names and sigh when non-Swedes don&#8217;t.<br \/>\n7. You live abroad and virtually all your furniture is from <strong>IKEA<\/strong>, even if there are still no <strong>IKEA<\/strong> stores in the country. <em>(Note the word \u201cstill\u201d as in: you are expecting <strong>IKEA<\/strong> to one day be found in every single country in the world.)<\/em><br \/>\n8. You rarely visited <strong>IKEA<\/strong> when you lived back in Sweden but once you are abroad you think visiting <strong>IKEA<\/strong> is a small trip back home, which makes your eyes damp and feel even more homesick than before.<br \/>\n9. Going to <strong>IKEA<\/strong> abroad, you end up loitering in the Swedish Food Market and buying more food than furniture.<br \/>\n10. While on the one hand you praise the Swedish Food Market, you feel betrayed since the \u201c<strong>svenska bullar<\/strong>&#8221; they sell are clearly not anything like what you had back home.<br \/>\n11. In addition, you just have to stop and explain to the locals shopping in the Swedish Food Market what they are buying and exactly how delicious it is.<br \/>\n12. When living outside the borders of Sweden you panic when <strong>IKEA<\/strong> has sold out of \u201c<strong>julmust<\/strong>\u201d before Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s your turn &#8211; feel free to add your own <strong>IKEA<\/strong> points to the list. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>And tomorrow, if you are eligible to vote in the European parliamentary election, please go and cast your vote &#8211; you CAN make a difference.<\/p>\n<p>Happy National Day!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because it is Sveriges nationaldag (Swedish National Day) today, let&#8217;s celebrate it with a light-hearted look at &#8220;swedishness&#8221; at its finest. This installment is about one Swedish institution we all love and cherish &#8211; IKEA. So, you know you&#8217;re from Sweden when&#8230; 1. You trust IKEA more than your government. 2. 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