{"id":7657,"date":"2017-05-01T12:10:09","date_gmt":"2017-05-01T12:10:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/swedish\/?p=7657"},"modified":"2017-03-25T09:21:46","modified_gmt":"2017-03-25T09:21:46","slug":"may-post-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.transparent.com\/swedish\/may-post-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Ordvitsar – Puns for advanced learners"},"content":{"rendered":"
\u00a0I went a few moths ago to see the Swedish Pun Championships in Gothenburg. Where else? The capital city of puns and jokes in Sweden. It was very nice after a really long work week. Some of the jokes were really bad we would say they had l\u00e5gvattenm\u00e4rke<\/strong> literally low point but I think you would rather use the word lousy jokes. However the evening was very pleasant and the contestants were very spontaneous at times for example when they showed the a picture with a lot of pictures on a table and they had to make up puns right away and the audience would vote with applaud. Now you need to be an advanced learner in order to understand and laugh about these puns. They don’t really work in English but after all this is a Swedish language blog so happy reading you folks!<\/div>\n
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-Fotv\u00e5rden gick s\u00e5 bra att han blev t\u00e5r\u00f6gd.<\/div>\n
-Ser du p\u00e5 kampsport? Judo det h\u00e4nder.<\/div>\n
-Polisen rapporterar att en HBTQ-person gjorde flera m\u00e4rkliga transaktioner p\u00e5 banken ig\u00e5r.<\/div>\n
-R\u00f6ntgensjuksk\u00f6terskan tr\u00e4ffade sitt ex som hette Ray.<\/div>\n
-\u00c4r det du som \u00e4r G\u00e4vlebocken? F\u00f6r alla t\u00e4nder p\u00e5 dig.<\/div>\n
-Kommer inte ih\u00e5g ordet f\u00f6r att plantera. \u00c4r det s\u00e5?<\/div>\n
-Det var en j\u00e4kligt kall vinter i \u00e5r s\u00e5 Avenyn kallades f\u00f6r Broddway.<\/div>\n
-Jag brukar plocka blommor i SJ:s rabatter.<\/div>\n
-Han blev sned f\u00f6r han \u00e5t lutfisk, men drick rakvatten s\u00e5 det j\u00e4mnar ut sig.<\/div>\n
-N\u00e4r \u00e4r sj\u00e4lvst\u00e4ndighetsdagen i USA? 3\/6. Nej 4:e you lie!<\/div>\n
-Inget \u00e4gg \u00e4r l\u00e4tt att koka men g\u00f6ra om l\u00e4tt.<\/div>\n
-Vet att nyanl\u00e4nda \u00e4r snygga men t\u00e4nd inte p\u00e5 dem.<\/div>\n
-\u00c4r en kommunistaff\u00e4r v\u00e4nsterprassel?<\/div>\n
-En styckm\u00f6rdares offer \u00e4r lite kluven och \u00a0har s\u00e4kert delade \u00e5sikter.<\/div>\n
-En giraff har massa f\u00f6rdelar men en nackdel.<\/div>\n
-Vad skriker en k\u00f6tt\u00e4tare i havet? Chark!<\/div>\n
-Om Tyskland skulle byta f\u00f6rbundskansler skulle Angela Merkel det?<\/div>\n
-Den st\u00f6rsta sj\u00f6n \u00e4r V\u00e4nern och den n\u00e4st\u00a0st\u00f6rsta\u00a0\u00e4r V\u00e4ttern. Men den torraste d\u00e5? Servetten! Den som g\u00f6r mest ont? Lavetten. Den som \u00e4r mest manipulerad? Hj\u00e4rntv\u00e4tten.<\/div>\n
-Ditt b\u00f6netorn st\u00e5r fel. Min \u00e4r r\u00e4tt.<\/div>\n
-Jag skulle t\u00e4nda ljus f\u00f6r alla men men har inte stake. Men jag har min sambo i publiken en vek.<\/div>\n
-Du har snygga ben. Du har de i dina jeans.<\/div>\n
-Tomten f\u00e5r inga k\u00f6nssjukdomar, han \u00e4r rengjord.<\/div>\n
-Var i kyrkan. Pr\u00e4sten tyckte det var synd. Ni borde sett hans nunna.<\/div>\n
-Om den stora boomen skapade rymden s\u00e5 Lilla Bommen G\u00f6teborg.<\/div>\n
–Ordvitsar<\/span> \u00e4r eviga. De g\u00e5r aldrig hem.<\/div>\n
-Tvillingarnas flyttfirma skulle heta “Lika som b\u00e4r”!<\/div>\n
-Har ni t\u00e4nkt p\u00e5?\u00a0Dykare \u00e4r lediga n\u00e4r de \u00e4r upptagna.<\/div>\n
-Har du en hund i bilen? Ja, en taxi.<\/div>\n
-Har du bra kontakt med dina sladdbarn?<\/div>\n
-Jag siktade p\u00e5 \u00e4lgen i\u00a0skogen men det blev en ren. Bra hjort!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0I went a few moths ago to see the Swedish Pun Championships in Gothenburg. Where else? The capital city of puns and jokes in Sweden. It was very nice after a really long work week. Some of the jokes were really bad we would say they had l\u00e5gvattenm\u00e4rke literally low point but I think you…<\/p>\n

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