I really love mushroom! I use them in the kitchen all the time! Soups, sauces, side dishes: you name it! I guess that’s because I’m Polish:)

If you often feel the pull of nature to the forests, particularly for a madcap dawn adventure, there is one time of year to go whilst still pretending to be sane. Throughout September and October, Poles of all shapes and sizes head to the forests for the cherished custom of mushroom picking (named “grzybobranie”). And what the hell, why not get dressed up as a druid anyway, it’s certainly not a crime to wear a white robe or carry a golden sickle, provided you don’t attack anyone with the latter.

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Poland is renowned for her mushroom bearing capacity, and picking the little blighters has been a custom since time immemorial. The practice is even enshrined in Poland’s best loved epic ‘Pan Tadeusz’, penned by the Romantic hero Adam Mickiewicz (1794-1848).

Just as if you were exploring the Amazon forests for undiscovered flora, we’d advise taking a native friend with you on your adventures. It’s not that Poland’s forests are full of tigers or other fanged fiends. But picking the wrong mushroom can be equally as deadly: you need to know your mushrooms.

As regards the misty early morning start, Poles have a strong penchant (upodobanie) for fantasy, but the main reasons why people opt for dawn raids are more practical. Besides wanting to beat any other hunters to the precious shrooms, Poles know that they taste at their best if you cook them the day you pick them. Mushrooms lose their quality quickly, and left-overs have to be pickled (this is no great tragedy, as Poles are masters of the pickled mushroom).

In September and October mushrooms steal the show. The sheer sight of them is a delight in itself, from the small, cream-coloured ‘kurki’, to the tasty orange ‘rydze’ , to the giant ‘kania’ which can grow as wide as a pizza and as thick as a doughnut.The vendors themselves, generally lively old grannies with leathery faces and patterned headsquares, complete the folkloric picture.

Many Poles will tell you that if you want to eat well in Poland, you have to eat at somebody’s house. Whilst things have improved dramatically since communist times, there is still some truth in this notion, especially when it comes to classic Polish food.

All the same, if you’re in Poland as a student, or you’re an expat on a protacted business venture, there’s no reason why you can’t have a go yourself:

Rydze: These orange chaps are a classic option. An old polish saying goes ‘zdrów jak rydz’ (‘healthy like a rydz’) – bugs can’t munch these fellows, but thankfully we can.

Cook: A classic and very simple way to cook rydze is to fry them with butter.

Cut off the storks, then rinse the remaining caps. Before you fry them it’s important that they’re dry, as they’re not so good mushy. Warm some butter in a pan, then fry till crispy.

Not at all bad with a glass of red wine.

Kurki: Small creamy brown mushrooms that look a little like toad stools. Excellent.

Cook: One popular way is to fry a carton of kurki in some oil for a few minutes (having cleaned them thoroughly). Then add generous dollops of cream, until you have a sort of custard of mushrooms. Simmer for a while until all the juices have done their job.

Excellent with a cutlet.

Kania: On the subject of cutlets, these giants can be prepared exactly like a meat cutlet (and they end up tasting deliciously meaty too – apologies to vegetarians).

Cook: Roll the giant mushroom in some flour, then follow the same process with some egg yolk. A couple may be needed. Fry until golden.

Prawdziwki: These mushrooms literally translate as ‘the true ones’, and they’re amongst the most popular. Again, you can cook them in a very straightforward way.

Cook: Bung some cleaned caps under a grill, under side up. Sprinkle on some salt and some lashings of olive oil. Then grill for 5-10 minutes.

Yum, yum, yum!!!!

Do następnego razu… (Till next time…)