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Humor for girls: Ser flaca Posted by on Apr 5, 2011 in Spanish Culture

I found this very cool text from Argentinean writer Maitena, who writes the Mujeres Alteradas series. She talks about how a lot of women are worried about their ideal weight and how good it would be to be thin, from a very funny point of view. So check it out!

¿Hay algo mejor que ser linda? – ¡Ser flaca!
(Is there anything better than to be gorgeous? – To be thin!)

¿Hay algo mejor que ser joven? – ¡Ser flaca!
(Is there something better than to be young? – To be thin!)

¿Hay algo mejor que ser elegante? – ¡Ser flaca!
(Is there anything better than to be elegant? – To be thin!)

¿Hay algo mejor que ser exitosa? – ¡Ser flaca!
(Is there anything better than to be successful? – To be thin!)

¿Hay algo mejor que ser famosa? – ¡Ser flaca!
(Is there something better than to be famous? – To be thin!)

¿Hay algo más lindo que ser millonaria? – ¡Ser flaca!
(Is there anything better than to be a millionaire? – To be thin!)

¿Hay algo más importante que encontrar al hombre de tu vida? – ¡Ser flaca!
(Is there anything more important than to find the man of your life? – To be thin!)

¿Hay algo más importante que ser feliz? – ¡Ser flaca!
(Is there anything better than to be happy? – To be thin!)

¿Hay algo más importante que ser flaca? – ¡No tener celulutis!
(Is there anything more important than to be thin? – Not to have cellulite!)

Nos vemos prontito.

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English / Spanish teacher and translator for over 20 years. I have been blogging since 2007 and I am also a professional singer in my spare time.