But You’re Just Too Ugly! Posted by palmisano on Oct 19, 2010 in Beginner, Culture, Intermediate
My last post went over words for beauty. So to keep balance, now for the ugly phrases . . . this will get a bit ugly . . . but before we start, here is one of my favorite all-time Thai songs called รูปไม่หล่อ (not handsome) by Modern Dog.
Most of these words are self-explanatory, but I’d like to point out the word อวบ. This word is a bit ambiguous, mainly because different people have different ideas of what ‘chubby’ is. อวบ best translates as ‘voluptuous’, a little fat but still decent-shaped. The Statue of Venus is a perfect example. Some people think being อวบ is sexy, others think of it as ‘too chubby’, making it hard to agree on exactly which actresses fit the definition . . . Lets say if I ask you if a girl is fat (อัวน), but you don’t want to say the truth to be polite, you can instead say อวบดี – it’ll come out as a bit funny in a non-offensive way.
Thai people will rarely use descriptive words to say someone is ugly. They’ll usually just describe the shape of the nose and skin color. As such, I divided up the vocabulary – the words at top are very common, below are extremely rare. Learn what you feel is useful for your skill level and skip the rest.
ไม่สวย not beautiful
รูปไม่หล่อ not handsome
น่าเกลียด exceptionally ugly, disgusting
อวบ voluptuous (see above note)
ผิวดำ dark skin
จมูกไม่สวย ugly nose
ผอม thin (neutral term)
ขาหนา thick legs
ก้นใหญ่ big butt
ตูดใหญ่ big ass
สวยด้วยแพทย์ pretty because of plastic surgery (sarcasm)
เงาะป่า like a rambutan, not good looking on outside, but good on inside
กุ้งแห้ง scrawny (used for scrawny girls) (literally, dried shrimp)
ขาตะ่เกียบ boney legs (chopstick legs)
ขี้เหร่ unattractive, homely
เหียก butt ugly
ดูไม่จืด irresistible (meant as sarcasm)
โบร้าณโบราณ ancient (saying hes/shes too old to date)
ไดโนเสาร์ dinosaur (saying hes/shes too old to date) (also used in Chinese)
ขายไม่ออก an unmarried, single women that no one wants
ช้างน้ำ fat/ugly like a walrus
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“But Your Just Too Ugly!”
I think you meant:” But You’re Just Too Ugly.”
Soi Hok Gao:
But Your Just Too Ugly!
Your is the second person possessive adjective
You’re is the contraction of “you are”