| Das alles ist Deutschland |
All this is Germany |
| Deutsch, deutsch, deutsch …Natürlichhat ein Deutscher “Wetten, dass” erfunden
Vielen Dank
für die schönen Stunden |
German, German, German …Of course,a German came up with “Wetten, dass…”
Thank you very much for
the beautiful hours |
| (“Wetten, dass … “ is a kind of game show on German television and it is supposed to be the most successful Saturday night TV show in Germany ever. Indeed, many Germans loved to watch it but I think meanwhile it is simply outdated and quite boring., because the concept of the show has not progressed much.) |
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| Wir sind die freundlichsten Kundenauf dieser Welt |
We are the friendliest customersin this world |
| (Germans are supposed to be bad and unfriendly customers. This may have several reasons. Germans are not used to wait in line and always expect a fast service, and you usually get a fast service in Germany. This again can sometimes be very problematic for costumers who wish for a consulting service because shop assistants are rather drilled to settle a transaction quickly than spending time on giving advices. This behavior by shop assistants annoys many Germans. Thus, Germans often denote Germany as “Servicewüste” (service desert), which means that there is nothing or no one who can ever assist you.) |
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| Wir sind bescheidenWir haben Geld |
We are modestWe have money |
| (Germans are indeed quite modest when it comes to money. It is considered to be pretentious to show and say that you have money. But these lines are also sarcastic because there are also many Germans who live on social welfare and/or below the poverty line.) |
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| Die Allerbesten in jedem SportDie Steuern hier sind WeltrekordBereisen Sie Deutschlandund bleiben Sie hier
Auf diese Art von Besuchern warten wir
Es kann jeder hier wohnen, dem es gefällt
Wir sind das freundlichste Volk
auf dieser Welt |
We are the very best at every sportThe taxes here are world recordTravel to Germanyand stay here
We are waiting for this kind of visitors
Everyone can live here, who wants to
We are the friendliest people
in this world |
| (Some lines level criticism against politics. It is quite easy for refugees from war zone to find shelter in Germany but mostly it is rather difficult for them to get citizen rights. They are often not allowed to work and earn money. This again annoys refugees and taxpayers alike.) |
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| Deutsch, deutsch…Nur eine Kleinigkeit ist hier verkehrtUnd zwar, dass Schumacher
keinen Mercedes fährt |
German, German …Just one trifle is wrongnamely that Schuhmacher
doesn’t drive a Mercedes |
| (Mercedes is THE make of car that simply symbolizes Germany, but the German racing-car driver Michael Schuhmacher does not drive for Mercedes but for the Itlaian make of car Ferrari.) |
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| Refrain:Das alles ist Deutschlanddas alles sind wirDas gibt es nirgendwo anders
nur hier, nur hier
Das alles ist Deutschland
das sind alles wir
Wir leben und wir sterben hier
Deutsch, deutsch…
Es bilden sich viele
was auf Deutschland ein
Und mancher findet es geil
ein Arschloch zu sein
Es gibt manchen,
der sich gern über Kanaken beschwert
Und zum Ficken jedes Jahr nach Thailand
fährt |
Chorus:All this is Germanythis all is usYou can’t find that anywhere else
Only here, only here
All this is German
All this is us
We live and we die here
German, German …
Many people
are smug about Germany
And quite a few people like it to
be an a**hole
There are a few
who like to complain about wogs
but travel to Thailand every year to f*ck |
| (The German word “Kanacke” is a disparaging term for people with a different ethnic background.) |
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| Wir lieben unsere Autos mehrals unsere Frau’nDenn deutschen Autoskönnen wir vertrau’n
Gott hat die Erde nur einmal geküsst
Genau an dieser Stelle,
wo jetzt Deutschland ist
Wir sind überall die besten
natürlich auch im Bett
Und zu Hunden und Katzen
besonders nett
Das alles ist Deutschland…
Wir sind besonders gut im Auf-die-Fresse-
hau’n
auch im Feuerlegen kann man uns
vertrau’n
Wir steh’n auf Ordnung und Sauberkeit
Wir sind jederzeit für ‘nen Krieg bereit
Schönen Gruß an die Welt,
seht es endlich ein
Wir können stolz auf Deutschland… SCHWEIN!
Schwein, Schwein…
Das alles ist Deutschland… |
We love our cars morethan our womenBecause we can confidein German cars
God had kissed the world just once
Right at the spot
where Germany now is
We are the very best in everything
Of course, also in bed
And we are very nice
to dogs and cats
All this is Germany …
We are especially good at to-smash-somebody-face-in
You also can confide us in setting on fire
We are into tidiness and cleanliness
At any time we are prepared for the war
Regards to the world
Finally, buy it
We can be proud of Germany
PIG!
Pig, pig …
All this is Germany |
Comments:
Daniel Drawe:
Nice article, but the author needs to study English grammar a bit more, especially in the correct useage of articles, plurals and spelling. Of course I wish I could speak, read and write English as well as she can in English.
james levine typecasting:
I’m still learning from you, as I’m improving myself. I certainly enjoy reading everything that is posted on your blog.Keep the posts coming. I loved it!