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German Horoscopes Posted by on Jun 26, 2009 in Language

Hopefully you’ll all have fun with this exercise. Today’s post will be about a German (Deutsche) Horoscope (Horoskope). Try and see if you can understand everything. Obviously this is just made up, so don’t take it too seriously if your sign is less than what you desired.

Steinbock (22. Dezember – 19. Januar) : Der Steinbock ist loyal und wohltätig. Sie sind die Humanisten. Menschen die in diesem Zeichen geboren sind, sind sowohl ehrgeizig als auch diszipliniert.

Wassermann (20. Januar – 18. Februar) : Sie sind rebelliöse Menschen denn sie haben kein starres Lebenskonzept.

Fische (19. Februar -20. März) : Sie sind individualistisch. Die Kombination ihres organisatorischen Talents und ihrem Fleißiläßt sie ihre Ziele erreichen.

Widder (21. März – 19. April) : Sie sind unabhängig. Sie sind kritisch mit Menschen die nicht so ehrgeizig sind wie sie.

Stier (20. April – 20. Mai) : Stiere können sehr indirekt und zerstreut sein. Sie sind extrem höflich da sie wissen daß man im Leben nicht weiterkommt wenn man sich Feinde schafft.

Zwillinge (21. Mai – 21. Juni) : Sie sind diplomatisch und freundlich. Sie amüsieren gerne und flirten gerne aber sind sie kontrolliert und rational.

If you all want to, you can post the English translations in the comments section. For now this is all I have. I’ll post the rest of the horoscope later.

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  1. Shirley Bossbach:

    This is me. The Twins. “You are diplomatic, and friendly. You like to amuse and flirt but are controlled and rational.

  2. Amitabh:

    I am an aquarian. So here goes for Wasserman …

    Sie sind rebelliöse Menschen denn sie haben kein starres Lebenskonzept.

    You are a rebel because you do not have a rigid concept of life.

    Is that correct?

  3. Janhavi:

    Capricorn (22 December – 10 January): Capricorns are loyal and charitable.
    They are humanists. People, who are born on this sign, are ambitious as well
    as disciplined.

    Aquarius (20 January – 18 February): they are rebellious,
    because they don’t have any fixed life concept (goal).

    Pisces (19 February – 20 March) – They are individualists. The combination of
    their organizational talent and their hard-working nature
    enable them to attain their goals.

    Aries (21 March – 19 April) – They are independent. They are critical with people,
    who are not as ambitious as they are.

    Taurus (20 April – 20 May): Aries (I am not sure abt Widder in this sent) can be
    very indirect and absent-minded. They are extremely hopeful, since they know that
    one cannot advance in life, if one develops animosity.

    Gemini (21 May – 21 June): They are diplomatic and friendly. They entertain nicely
    and also have good tact of flirting. But they are controlled and rational.

  4. andreas:

    Danke fürs Blog.
    Aber ich verstehe nicht, warum du schreibst: ” Die Kombination ihres organisatorischen Talents und ihrem Fleiß”. Warum Genetiv und Dativ? Und warum benutzt du kein Komma zwischen Haupt- and Nebensätze?

  5. Tina:

    When I copy/paste the sentences from the language portion of the http://www.freetranslation.com website, I would love to be able to get more precise translations in English in order to better understand German syntax. I “gist” at what is below but not so much on the others. As with the sentence “Persons that are born under this sign are both ambitious and disciplined” (if those are actually the suffixes intended in this sentence). I don’t get the gist of “no stiff life draft” and there is no translation for “Fleißiläßt” within the free-text translation area of the http://www.freetranslation.com home page. Thank you so very much.

    Stone ram (22. December – 19th of January) : The stone ram is loyal and charitable. They are the humanists. Persons that in this sign born are, are both ambitiously and disciplines.

    Water man (20. January – 18th of February) : They are have rebelliöse persons then it no stiff life draft.

    Fish (19. February -20. March) : They are individualist. Reach the combination of its organisational talent and its Fleißiläßt it its goals.

    Ram (21. March – 19th of April) : They are independent. They are are not so ambitious critical with persons that like it.

    Bull (20. April – 20th of May) : Bulls can very indirect and disperses be. They are know extremely politely there it that one does not advance in life if one creates himself enemies.

    Twins (21. May – 21st of June) : They are diplomatic and friendly. They amuse gladly and flirt gladly however are it controlled and rational.

  6. Tina:

    Oops, didn’t see Janhavi’s comments until just now. My bad. Danke sehr.

  7. Joseph T. Madawela:

    I AM A Stier and seems a pretty right on description of me