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Untranslatable German Words: die Scheißfreundlichkeit Posted by on Feb 14, 2018 in Language

Guten Tag! We’re back with another untranslatable words post! In this series, we look at the quirkiest, most interesting words the German language has to offer – words which, often, point at a very specific feeling or situation, and don’t have a perfect translation in English. Today’s untranslatable word is die Scheißfreundlichkeit.

What does die Scheißfreundlichkeit mean?

Scheißfreundlichkeit is used to describe fake friendliness in people. One example of this is when someone is extremely nice to your face, but you know they secretly dislike you. You would say those people are being scheißfreundlich. Another example of Scheißfreundlichkeit is in the overly-friendly (not genuine) nature of some sales assistants.

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A person who is scheißfreundlich always wears a fake smile. Photo by J E Theriot on under a CC license (CC BY 2.0)

What is the literal translation of die Scheißfreundlichkeit?

It is made up of the words der Scheiß/die Scheiße (shit) and die Freundlichkeit (friendliness), so it’s literally ‘shit friendliness’.

How would you use die Scheißfreundlichkeit in a sentence?

Using it as an adjective, you simply say someone ‘is’ scheißfreundlich, in the same way that you’d say someone is freundlich (friendly):

Julia ist so scheißfreundlichJulia is so shit-friendly.
Warum muss sie immer so s
cheißfreundlich sein?Why does she always have to be so shit-friendly?

Car Salesman With Car

Ever met a salesman who was scheißfreundlich? Photo EveryCarListedP by on under a CC licence (CC BY-SA 2.0)

What is the nearest English equivalent to die Scheißfreundlichkeit?

The closest I can think of is ‘fake’ or ‘two-faced’, when someone acts one way but is another. Then there’s the more colloquial word ‘frenemy’ – a mixture of friend and enemy. But none really capture the essence (and bluntness!) of Scheißfreundlichkeit. Can you think of any?

Good to know:

In the German language, you can add the word Scheiß to the front of any word to emphasise what you are saying. For example, to say it’s cold you’d say Es ist kalt. However, if it’s really cold, and you want to express annoyance at that, you can say Es ist scheißkalt! (‘It’s bloody cold!’). This works for nouns as well as adjectives: If a particular object is annoying you, for example, you can express this annoyance by saying Diese Scheißlampe! (This shitty lamp!) or Dieser Scheißkühlschrank! (This shitty fridge!)

Please note that using Scheiß in this way is strictly informal – don’t use it around your German boss or anything. 😉

I hope you’ve found this interesting. As always, leave any further suggestions in the comments!

Bis bald,


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About the Author: Constanze

Servus! I'm Constanze and I live in the UK. I'm half English and half German, and have been writing about German language and culture on this blog since 2014. I am also a fitness instructor & personal trainer.


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  2. Heather Watkins:

    A frenemy is someone you love to hate, and would probably miss if they were gone. A frenemy is very unlikely to pretend to be kind to you, rather preferring the drama of very publicly hating your guts.

    I think a good translation would be “smarmy”. Salespeople and politicians in particular are known for being smarmy.