A very polite hedgehog Posted by bota on Apr 19, 2022 in Culture, language, Russian for beginners
If you are новичок1an absolute beginner, this blog is for you. If you are an advanced student or a native Russian speaker, this blog is also for you. How? Simple. The answer is ёжик2hedgehog. Или точнее, очень вежливый ёжик.3More precisely, ‘a very polite hedgehog’.
As Russians like to say “Повторение — мать учения“.4Repetition is the mother of learning. For those of you new to Russian language, use this joke below as an opportunity to practice your basic Russian greetings and goodbyes. Reading jokes in a new language also reveals a lot of hidden cultural subtext and references that you might not get from a textbook or an online course. For example, you can gather that hedgehogs are often portrayed as polite and kind characters in Russian tales and cartoons. The other characters here are three mighty Russian bogatyrs or warriors. I suggest to use this famous painting by V. Vastnetsov “Bogatyrs” to imagine the warriors and any depiction of a hedgehog from Russian animation.
Greetings and Goodbyes
In this Russian joke, you will see a lot of “Здравствуй” [ZDRAHST-vooy], which is a polite formal greeting that is just like “Здравствуйте” [ZDRAHST-vooy-tyeh], only the latter one can be used both towards one person or a group of people. “Здравствуй” is also usually reserved for greeting a person you already know.
“До свидания!” [do svee-DAHN-nyah] is a formal way to say ‘goodbye’. It translates to “until (the next) meeting”.
Here is the joke:
Вежливый ёжик идет по лесу, а навстречу ему три богатыря.5A very polite hedgehog is walking through a forest where he meets three Russian bogatyrs (warriors).
Ёжик: – Здравствуй, Илья Муромец!6Hedgehog says: Hello, Ilya Muromets!
Илья Муромец: – Здравствуй, ёжик!7Ilya Muromets says: Hello, Hedgehog
Ёжик: – Здравствуй, лошадь Ильи Муромца!8Hedgehog says: Hello, the horse of Ilya Muromets!
Лошадь: – Здравствуй, ёжик!9The horse says: Hello, Hedgehog!
Ёжик: – Здравствуй, Добрыня Никитич!10Hedgehog says: Hello, Dobrynya Nikitich!
Добрыня Никитич: – Здравствуй, ёжик!11Dobrynya Nikitich says: Hello, Hedgehog!
Ёжик: – Здравствуй, лошадь Добрыни Никитича!12Hedgehog says: Hello, the horse of Dobrynya Nikitich!
Лошадь: – Здравствуй, ёжик!13The horse says: Hello, Hedgehog!
Ёжик: – Здравствуй, Алеша Попович!14Hedgehog says: Hello, Alyosha Popovich!
Алеша Попович: – Здравствуй, ёжик!15Alyosha Popovich says: Hello, Hedgehog!
Ёжик: – Здравствуй, лошадь Алеши Поповича!16Hedgehog says: Hello, the horse of Alyosha Popovich!
Лошадь: – Здравствуй, ёжик!17The horse says: Hello, Hedgehog!
Проезжают дальше.18The Russian Bogatyrs and the Hedgehog pass each other.
Ёжик: – До свиданья, Илья Муромец!19Hedgehog says: Goodbye, Ilya Muromets!
Илья Муромец: – До свиданья, ёжик!20Ilya Muromets says: Goodbye, Hedgehog
Ёжик: – До свиданья, лошадь Ильи Муромца!21Hedgehog says: Goodbye, the horse of Ilya Muromets!
Лошадь: – До свиданья, ёжик!22The horse says: Goodbye, Hedgehog!
Ёжик: – До свиданья, Добрыня Никитич!23Hedgehog says: Goodbye, Dobrynya Nikitich!
Добрыня Никитич: – До свиданья, ёжик!24Dobrynya Nikitich says: Goodbye, Hedgehog!
Ёжик: – До свиданья, лошадь Добрыни Никитича!25Hedgehog says: Goodbye, the horse of Dobrynya Nikitich!
Лошадь: – До свиданья, ёжик!26The horse says: Goodbye, Hedgehog!
Ёжик: – До свиданья, Алеша Попович!27Hedgehog says: Goodbye, Alyosha Popovich!
Алеша Попович: – До свиданья, ёжик!28Alyosha Popovich says: Goodbye, Hedgehog!
Ёжик: – До свиданья, лошадь Алеши Поповича!29Hedgehog says: Goodbye, the horse of Alyosha Popovich!
Лошадь: – До свиданья, ёжик!30The horse says: Goodbye, Hedgehog!
Идет ёжик дальше, видит, навстречу ему Али-Баба и сорок разбойников. The Hedgehog continues his walk and meets Ali-Baba and the Forty Thieves.
Ёжик: – Здравствуй, Али-Баба!31Hedgehog says: Hello, Ali-Baba!
Али-Баба отвечает: Иди к чёрту, ёжик, мы опаздываем!32Ali-Baba exclaims: Get lost, Hedgehog, we are in a hurry.
I had to substitute the original Russian curse words from the punchline, but this joke has never failed me на вечеринке33at a party. А какие анекдоты вы знаете?34Do you know any Russian jokes?
- 1an absolute beginner
- 2hedgehog
- 3More precisely, ‘a very polite hedgehog’.
- 4Repetition is the mother of learning
- 5A very polite hedgehog is walking through a forest where he meets three Russian bogatyrs (warriors).
- 6Hedgehog says: Hello, Ilya Muromets!
- 7Ilya Muromets says: Hello, Hedgehog
- 8Hedgehog says: Hello, the horse of Ilya Muromets!
- 9The horse says: Hello, Hedgehog!
- 10Hedgehog says: Hello, Dobrynya Nikitich!
- 11Dobrynya Nikitich says: Hello, Hedgehog!
- 12Hedgehog says: Hello, the horse of Dobrynya Nikitich!
- 13The horse says: Hello, Hedgehog!
- 14Hedgehog says: Hello, Alyosha Popovich!
- 15Alyosha Popovich says: Hello, Hedgehog!
- 16Hedgehog says: Hello, the horse of Alyosha Popovich!
- 17The horse says: Hello, Hedgehog!
- 18The Russian Bogatyrs and the Hedgehog pass each other.
- 19Hedgehog says: Goodbye, Ilya Muromets!
- 20Ilya Muromets says: Goodbye, Hedgehog
- 21Hedgehog says: Goodbye, the horse of Ilya Muromets!
- 22The horse says: Goodbye, Hedgehog!
- 23Hedgehog says: Goodbye, Dobrynya Nikitich!
- 24Dobrynya Nikitich says: Goodbye, Hedgehog!
- 25Hedgehog says: Goodbye, the horse of Dobrynya Nikitich!
- 26The horse says: Goodbye, Hedgehog!
- 27Hedgehog says: Goodbye, Alyosha Popovich!
- 28Alyosha Popovich says: Goodbye, Hedgehog!
- 29Hedgehog says: Goodbye, the horse of Alyosha Popovich!
- 30The horse says: Goodbye, Hedgehog!
- 31Hedgehog says: Hello, Ali-Baba!
- 32Ali-Baba exclaims: Get lost, Hedgehog, we are in a hurry.
- 33at a party
- 34Do you know any Russian jokes?
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