Latin Profanity: How to Swear in Latin Posted by Brittany Britanniae on Jan 13, 2015 in Latin Language
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WARNING: This post is not for the faint hearted. Romans were swearing and cursing in literature, poetry, and graffiti at the beginning of Western Civilizations. Since profanities are informal (and should not be used in public) and more often spoken than in literature, it is worthwhile to note several written sources of Latin profanity:
- The satirical poets (Catullus and Martial) use the words in literary texts.
- The orator and lawyer Cicero’s Epistulae ad Familiares (“Letters to My Friends”) confirm the “profane” or “obscene” status of many Latin words.
- Graffiti from the Roman period, scrawled notably on the walls of Pompeii and Herculaneum. We have a post on entitled: Ten Ancient Roman Graffiti Inscriptions.
BASIC CURSE WORDS: EXCLAMATIONS!
- “faex” – sh*t
- “cane” – bitch (this is actually referring to a dog, however, and not the female derogatory)
- “deodamnatus” – dammit
- “Irrumator” – Bastard
- “Bovis stercus” – Bull sh*t
- “Lupa” – Slut
- “Leno” – Pimp
- filius canis” – son of a b**ch (literally ‘son of a dog’)
- “futuere” – get f**ked
- “futue te ipsi” – f**k you
- “ede faecam” – eat sh*t
- “Flocci non faccio” – I don’t give a damn
- “Stercus accidit” – Sh*t happens
SWEAR WORDS & INSULTS:
- “Es stultior asino” – You are dumber than an a**
- “Es scortum obscenus vilis” – You are a vile, perverted whore
- “Te futueo et caballum tuum” – Screw you and the horse you rode in on
- “Es mundus excrementi” – You are a pile of sh*t
- “Es stercus!” You sh*t!
- “Moecha Putida” – Dirty slut
- “Podex perfectus es” – You’re a complete a**hole
- “Potes meos suaviari clunes” – You can kiss my a**.
- “Futue te ipsum!” – Go f*ck yourself!
- “Perite” – F*ck off!
- “Vacca stulta” – You stupid cow
- fututus et mori in igni” – f**k off and die in a fire
- “Vescere bracis meis” – Eat my shorts
- “Morologus es!” – You’re talking like a moron!
- “Puto vos esse molestissimos” – I think that you are very annoying
- “Qualem blennum!” – What a doofus!
- “Qualem muleirculam!” – What a bimbo
Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est urbs habet octo colles!
Your mama is so fat when she goes to Rome it has 8 hills!
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There’s an Englsih phrase, “It’s the dog’s bollocks”, which means it’s the best / brilliant. I’ve tried to translate into Latin, is this correct?
“est canibus colei”
@Rich Colei canis est.
Don’t use the ablative or dative of coleus.
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Wrong Lupa is shewolf
@Quentin Rummel Percy Jackson?
anonymous Percy Jackson Fan:
@Kimberly Yes, she is a Percy Jackson fan and I agree it does mean she-wolf. Yay for PJ
@anonymous Percy Jackson Fan lupa means shewolf in modern Italian too, but it also means slut in common slang, like cagnia means bitch in both senses.
Marcus Tullius Cicero:
@anonymous Percy Jackson Fan lup.a N 1 1 NOM S F
lup.a N 1 1 VOC S F
lup.a N 1 1 ABL S F
lupa, lupae N (1st) F [XXXDX] lesser
According to Whitaker’s Words (http://latin.ucant.org) it means both.
Anonymous Latin student:
@Quentin Rummel Actually, lupa I’m assuming in this instance is the feminine of lupus, which means wolf. Yes, Rick Riordan does his research, but he is not the be all and end all.
Wrong, Lupa is used as slut many times throughout silver and golden age Latin literature.
@Quintus Fabius I do not see how I am wrong, since I state early on that Lupa means exactly what you are stating.
@Brittany Britanniae he was talking to the person above whom stated that Lupa can only mean female wolf.
Lupa is the goddess of wolves and became the foster mother of Remus and his brother Romulus, who founded Rome. I would assume that they wouldn’t call a goddess (especially the one the became the mother of the founder of Rome) a slut. BTW, Romulus killed Remus for the throne in Rome. This based off of what I heard in my Latin class, so it might be wrong, even though that’s not likely, because there are statues of Lupa nurturing the two brothers.
@Anonymous Lupa according to the Lewis & Short Dictionary along with primary sources:
lŭpa , ae, f. lupus,
I. Lit.: “rabidae tradis ovile lupae,” Ov. A. A. 3, 8; Liv. 1, 4, 6: “ab agro rava decurrens lupa Lanuvino,” Hor. C. 3, 27, 3: “quem nutrit dura papilla lupae,” Prop. 5, 4, 54: “lupa Romuli,” Quint. 2, 4, 19; 3, 7, 5.—
A. A prostitute, vile woman, Plaut. Ep. 3, 3, 22: “ille, qui semper secum scorta, sem per exoletos, semper lupas ducebat,” Cic. Mil. 21, 55; Liv. 1, 4, 7: “quibus grata est pictā lupa barbara mitrā,” Juv. 3, 66; Aur. Vict. Orig. Gent. Rom. 21, 1: “lupa, id est meretrix,” Lact. 1, 19.—In a pun with the literal meaning, I. supra: “nam ovis illius hau longe absunt a lupis,” Plaut. Truc. 3, 1, 12.—
B. The name of a dog, Col. 7, 12, 13.
@Anonymous To Anonymous: It is a common form of disrespect to use the sacred as a reference to the profane. When Hamlet angrily orders Ophelia to, “Get thee to a nunnery!”, Shakespeare is counting on his audience to pick up the double entendre of nunnery/whorehouse. The lower class of Romans could easily reference Lupa in that manner.
Sunt qui Larentiam volgato corpore lupam inter pastores vocatam putent; inde locum fabulae ac miraculo datum.
“Faex” is the dregs of wine. “Merda” is caca. “Futue te ipsUM.” “Morere” is the imperative of “mori” (and “peri” makes is more Latinate). The vocative of “canis” is also “canis.” I’ve always held “Kiss my a**” as “Da mihi osculum culo,” though that might be my druthers and a desire to use the dative of reference for a body part (common in Spanish). “I in malam crucem!” is go to Hell, or, more precisely, go crucify yourself (“mala crux” = “bad cross”), from Plautus.
Slam dunkin like Shaquille O’Neal, if he wrote inivtmarfoe articles.
This website is amazing. I really need it sometimes so thank you for making it. I use most of the things so people wont know that I’m cursing at them in another language. I’m glad that I’m the only person in school who took a advanced class in Latin. Soo thank you for the help P.S. I didn’t use these in a disrespectful way.
My brother told me to start practicing Latin, so here I am finding simple words & phrases when I think of the bright idea to search these. I will probably end up saying, “Es stultior asino.” to them a few times. Haha. Well, anyways this was a great site to find these on, thanks for making it!
@Alexis Angel A better translation would be “Es stultior quam asino” with quam being used as “than.” 🙂
Leno – – ha ha Jay Leno.
Such an interesting site!
I’m trying to find wording to engrave on a birthday present, along the lines of
“F*ck me! I’m sixty!”
I think “what an axxhole” in Latin might be “QUALIS PODEX”. Comments?
It’s quite obvious that whoever compiled this list doesn’t actually speak Latin. For example, “faecam” is not a word. “Fututus et mori in igni” is not even remotely grammatical; if translated literally into English, it would be, “fucked, and to die in a fire”. Neither part of it is a command.
Love the yo mama joke at the end, but since it’s a result clause the second verb needs to be subjunctive. “Est” would need to be “sit.”
Okay, so I need to use the fairly vulgar phrase “we’ve got shit to do”, but in this sentence, it isn’t meaning anything except “things” or “work” or “obligations” to be done. When I search for how to use it as a direct object, a noun, it translates back from the Latin into English as feces or excrement, which is not the true meaning. Is my grammar or usage awry? Any suggestions?